One time, an older homeless man said to me, "Girl, if I had a seed, I'd plant a whole garden of you." I have to say I kinda liked that one! (Too bad he was homeless :( )

An ATL Classic!!! My friends and I became very familiar with that one. LOL....memories!

went to play laser tag tonite. here;s the line i got...

boy: "canigetchanumba?" (not a sentence, but one word.)
me: "what? are u crazy?"
boy: "ill stop shooting you if you do. this way youll win the game and ill be your prize."
me: running away as fast as i can (w/o getting thrown out the arena)

do not underestimate the preteen group. they are really kickin that game. ive gotten more play from the 11-14 boys than a little bit. (then again, this is the age group i work with, so maybe im askin 4 it)

another line ive gotten from the same age group...
me: "so zion, does your name stand for something?" (innocently, of course)
zion (age 12): "it means heaven, where you'll be when im done with you this summer."

cheesy? hell yeah! but if it was someone my age, it wouldve had better chances of working...
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here are 2 ive heard so many times (never used on me)
guy to girl: "let's play army...you lay down and ill blow the hell out of you." (i think this should be girl to guy, but that would come off slutty)

girl to guy: "let me introduce you to my legs, christmas day and new years eve... come and visit me between the holidays sometime." (i swear i didnt make that up!)

thats all 4 now.