Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.

Yo mama so pale, she cries milk and farts chalk dust.

Hey...Hey...excuse me....your mader so fat thaaaat whennn she jump for joyyyyyyyyy, she got stuck....ok, thank you

Whatch this to see what I'm talking about

OMG russell peters is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
gives dane cook a run for his money.

yo momma's teeth is so yellow that when she drank water, it turned into lemonade.

Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with the ugly stick.

Oh snap son.

Yeah, Yo momma so ugly it looks like she feel out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

HAHA.

ok, that was funny:)

your momma's vagina is so hairy that when your brother/sister was born he/she died of rugburn.

your momma so fat that if i put a firecracker up her ass and it exploded she would be feeding kids in India for years.

your momma so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking.

Yo momma's armpits' so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

ttt

Yo momma so poor, her rainbow is black and white.

Yo mama's butt is so big she has to sit down in shifts...
(I really can't believe I posted in this thread)

Yo mama is so fat, when I told her to haul ass she had to make two trips.

Ah what the hell,

Yo mama is so dumb, she has to stick her hand in her bra to count to 2.

Yo mama is so slutty, she has more miles on her horizontally than vertically.

Yo mama is so dumb, she worked at the bank for 30 years and they caught her stealing pens.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she was 8 she got lost at the beach and when she went up to a police officer crying and asked "Do you think we'll ever find my momma and daddy?" the cop replied "I don't know honey, there's lot of places for them to hide."