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Here is my addition to unanswerable questions. This isn't a series of questions, rather a look at some common findings we deal with on a daily basis, that puzzle most everyone.
These views are from a comedian, George Carlin, and if you ponder for a second you will see how much sense this makes. First topic: Freedom of Choice Do we really have freedom of choice? Why does it seem that the really important things in life have limited choices and the not so important, many choices. For example: only: 2 political parties 3 oil companies, soon to be 2 about 3 commubications companies 31 flavors of Ice cream 114 different kinds of cereal Personal Stuff: why is your sh@t STUFF and someone else's stuff SH@T? "I need a place for my stuff" "I wish he'd get his sh@t out of here Ever walked into a room and forgot why you went in? Are these words really necessary? think about these: OXYMORONS: mandatory options mutual differences nondairy creamer open secret resident alien silent alarm sports sedan wireless cable mercy killing lethal assistance [Contra aid] business ethics friendly fire death benefits holy war near miss assistant supervisor new tradition original copy uninvited guest Unnecessary Words There is a tendency these days to complicate speech by adding unnecessary words. The following phrases all contain at least one word too many. emergency situation fear factor peace process shower activity free of charge intensity level surgical procedure knowledge base belief system boarding process forest setting seating area floatation device beverage items sting operation hospital environment prison setting facial area What do ya think people? |
this topic is meant to be fun...not to make fun of the MR and DD's....
please do not take to that level... ------------------ Delta Alpha Spring 94 _________________________ Imaginer un métro rempli avec les anges tombés... Evil knows where evil sleeps~~Nigerian Proverb |
O.K. I gotta question...
Why are some foods acceptable to eat and others are "gross"? Who made the rule that we could eat cow flesh and call it wonderful, but positively gag at the thought of eating dogs? Of course this is only true if you are not Hindu, because cows are sacred to them. What about shrimp and crawfish? Aren't they basically sea bugs? If we can eat them, why not grasshoppers or roaches? Think about it, if roaches were on the list of "good to eat" do you think they would volunteer to come into your house?!?! Two problems solved in one!! I tell ya...I crack me up sometimes.... LOL http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif |
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You know what , I swear that they understand each other. When my son was one and my nephew was two. I actually watched the two of them talk to each other and calcualate how to open the screen door together.....and they did it....it was hilarious |
MMB,
I KNOW RIGHT. WE ARE BASICALLY JUST BEING SILLY, NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE AT ALL. IF WE ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO THINK ANY OF THESE THROUGH THEN, THESE WOULDN'T BE UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS WOULD IT. I'M NOT SCREAMING, IT'S JUST EASIER TO TYPE. SUNSHINE |
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here is a good one...
why do fools register on GreekChat and then ask dumb and ignorant questions about black women and worms and friend chicken... could the answer be SH80????? |
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If push really does come to shove, how come there aren't any doors with SHOVE signs on them?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? How did a fool and his money GET together? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? What's another word for thesaurus? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? What do they use to ship Styrofoam? Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice? If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? |
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And Why can I sit on this computer for hours at a time with you guys on GC? Don't answer that:confused: :rolleyes: :D :) |
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How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters? If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it? Do Dutch people always split the bill? Can you sleep forever without being in coma? Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? Do cows have calf muscles? How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes? Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Can bald men get lice?? Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off? How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more? If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off? Is sign language the same in languages other than English? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in an accident? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number? Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong? If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ? |
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend? How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place? Can you fart and burp at the same time? Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs? Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn’t care anyway? If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to? Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not? What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |
1SD,
I am sitting at my desk CTFU @ those questions. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D :D :D |
These are some good questions, 1SD, I am over here like YEAH?!!? LOL:cool:
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