I hate moe.ron...but damn it, I respect him.

I heard moe.rom knows what the pompetous of love is.

Moe.ron, the artist formerly known as Arya, knows the biggest secret in the universe, which is How They Get The Caramel In The Caramilk Bar

I heard that moe.ron was the inspiration for Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. "Hey Bud, let's party!"

moe.ron knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

moe.ron knows what he would do for a Klondike bar.

moe.ron knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.

Mike Ditka versus moe.ron?

I heard moe.rom is the force.

moe.ron is God

I heard that Arya's farts smell like a rosebush in the rolling Irish countryside during springtime.

moe.ron you little stinker, you do most of your mischief when most of us are sleeping.
props to you.

Moe.ron won the Heisman Trophy in 1968.

I invented internet porns.

moe.ron taught Ron Jeremy everything he knows.

Arya once stole a time machine, traveled back to 1955, and gave his younger self a sports atlas from the future. Young Arya then used the stats in the book to amass a huge gambling fortune.

He has graced us with his presence!
I bow down to you, oh Great One!