This is so funny that it just can't be sad. He didn't know that his wife climbed the tree to pick fruit? Even if it was a monkey, why shoot it? Was it an attack monkey? What a sad way to go...

how was she climbing the tree at 68?

JERK
 

Gunman kills 3-year-old child in day-care
Two women critically wounded; One child injured

Tuesday, September 28, 2004 Posted: 5:02 PM EDT (2102 GMT)


(CNN) -- Detroit police searched Tuesday for a man who opened fire in a Detroit home day-care center, killing a 3-year-old child and critically wounding two women, officials said.

Police Chief Ella Bully-Cummings told reporters that the man was wearing a black jacket and black pants and was carrying a steel blue, automatic gun.

The 3-year-old girl died at a hospital, police said.

Bully-Cummings said two women, ages 41 and 23, were shot and were in critical condition.

A 7-month-old :mad: :mad: was also in critical condition, "probably as a result of being dropped," the chief said.

Police detained a man, hoping he could help identify the suspect, said police spokesman James Tate.

"It appears as though this is not random," Bully-Cummings said of the shooting.

She said witnesses reported that the man came to the door, "words were exchanged" and then the man went inside, shooting.

Tate said the suspect asked for a "particular individual" at the door.

Ok where did all the German drama go? They had the freakiest stuff going on . . .
We are pretty mild by comparison.

Re: Clawd...
 

I think this man knew he was shooting his wife, and not a monkey. The article said she used a "ladder" to climb the tree. I may be wrong, but we all know that monkeys do not use ladders to climb trees :rolleyes: Think about it... if you walked outside and saw a ladder against the tree, and then see something big moving around in the tree, wouldn't you think that a "HUMAN" climbed the ladder and was in the tree??? Monkeys just don't use ladders to climb trees.

I think he should have thought of a better excuse. :rolleyes:

Teacher Investigated for Phony Test

Officials say a tenth-grade geometry teacher at Oxon Hill High School administered what is being called a "fake math proficiency test." It contained math word problems beginning with phrases like "Jose has two ounces of cocaine," "Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW," and "Raul gets six years for murder."


:eek: :o :eek: :(

Ok, so the school is going to take the appropriate action against the teacher. But what about the kids and the test? They all gotta re-take (or just take, really) that exam over again. If you have ever seen kids test, you know what it's like for them. That is so sad. And a shame, to boot. What would make you do some stupid mess like that? You thought the kids could relate, huh? I be that's what he says.

This HS is literally down the road from me. I wonder if the teacher is non AA. That mess was NOT cool. :mad: :mad:

That isht is funny as hell! I would be offended if I was in the students and parents shoes...but I'm not in their shoes, lol.

aaaaaaw dayum! that's my high school. I JUST saw one of my old teachers the other day. :( :( :(

Alcohol Accidentally Served To Students In Alexandria (VA)
 

This is too crazy! Serving margaritas to elementary school kids.

"The faculty's not a big drinking group, and so we had the mixed margarita together -- the tequila and the mix -- and we put the pitcher in the back of the refrigerator," said Headmaster Alexander Harvey IV. "Next day, school starts. Everyone's focusing on kids and making it a good first couple of days of school."

But on the first day of school, the milk supply ran out after two lunch periods, so students were served what an employee thought was limeade. It turned out to be the leftover margaritas and was served to third-, fourth- and fifth-grade students.

Read the rest of the story here

Clawd clawd clawd
 

:rolleyes: :eek:

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

I know he's old and stuh, but how the f*** could you mistake your manhood for a
chicken's neck?

evidently he's not very well endowed. :eek:

shelley j
sigma k

Re: Clawd clawd clawd
 

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA AHAH

And why would a chicken's neck be between his legs?? And has the dog been put into therapy?