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The Ramble of the Teke
I'm big on songs and chants, this was written by the Russel D. Miller of the Epsilon chapter. I found it in the Songs of Tau Kappa Epsilon published circa 1961:
He rambled to a college town, her thought he'd start a frat He looked around and looked around to see where he was at, (And) Just because he was the best that ever came that way The colors that he wore each day were cherry and the grey He rambled up to Heaven to see the fellows there And there they were all loafing around the golden stair Some were smoking cigarettes and He was at His ease For they were all good friends of His and frater T.K.E.'s He rambled down to Hades to see the poor, lost souls The STG's and Sigma Pi's were roasting on the coals The Theta Xi's and the PSK's to burn had just begun While all the Teke's on velvet seats were watching all the fun He had a talk with Moses, he interviewed St. Paul He met the wives of Solomon and kiss them one and all And when with Cleopatra he floated down the Nile She said "I like the Teke's the best, they never cramp my style." (The) Phi Kappa Psi's were labeled bums and laid upon the shelf When in came in old Beelzebub, the King of Hell himself He gave the boys a hearty grip and it was plain to see: He was a charter member and a damn good T.K.E. Adam was the first man to ever wear the pin Solomon was the wisest the Teke's have taken in Samson was a strong man but he had the itch If Julius Caesar came back to life we'd pledge the son-of-a-bitch These aren't the original organizations from the song, I changed them for us YITB, Justin - Kappa Kappa, 522 |
I'd venture to say that every chapter has variations on the same we have our own version of yo ho in fact I'd venture to say that most fraternities in general have variations on these in fact I know a few Pike chapter that do the "born in the (whatever you like)" chant, in my chapters case it's the backwoods and raised in a cave but whatever.
Most of these seem to be based largely on the chapters local rivals for instance one of our toasts You're an asshole I'm an asshole we're assholes til we die but I'd rather be an asshole than a gd sigma chi and then of course I don't know a fraternity on earth that doesn't do "here's to the breezes." If you don't know it just look it up. |
TKE chants
we use this one. i don't see it on here
We like it here we like it here, Oh fuckin A we like it here We'll kick your ass we'll drink your beer We'll smoke your pot we'll call you queer Cuz we're the boys of T-K-E and we despise sobriety we like it here we like it here oh fuckin a we like it here |
yo ho song
whats the melody for that yo ho song ive seen on here? like, whats the tune you sing it to. similar to another song?
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Eastern Kentucky chant
(one frater says) someones moms a... (all brothers jump in) hoooooooooooo whos a tke around here, im a tke and heres our cheer all the time throughout the year, never fear tkes are here tkes once tkes twice, holy jumpin jesus christ god damn son of a bitch, rah rah tke rat shit bat shit, pussy dont smell cocksucker mother fucker, tkes will give em hell yeaaaa tke |
songs
lambda iota...
I'm an asshole i'm an asshole i'm an assssssssssssshole til i die but id rather be an asshole than a god damn lambda chi if you go greek you should go teke we're the ones with so much more BEER!!! If you would like you could go pike if its something you adore but if you accept a pike bid leave your pecker at the door no we may not have much money but we're hung down to the floor rat shit bat shit pussy dont smell cocksucker motherfucker tekes are hell born in the backwoods raised by a bear double set of jaw tooth triple coat of hair 2 steel balls and a 9 inch rod im a mean motherfucker im a teke by god! who are we T-K-E! raiders of the night we're dirty sons of bitches we'd rather fuckin fight so heidy heidy christ allmighty who the hell are we zing zang god damn T-K-E!! |
I would be lying to say that i had not sang half of these chants, but is there one of you gentleman that are a bit tired of us being portrayed as drunken rapists? TKE means more to me than most things in my life, is there any chant that i can be proud of?
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TEKE ICE
Teke once teke twice
someone get the fu**ing ice... I'll be here with the beer AHHHHHH TKE TKE TKE also the bastard chant I'm a bastard. i'm a bastard my g/f's a dyke i rather be a bastard than a mother fu**king (FISH that rhymes with dyke) I'm a bastard, i'm a bastard my g/f's a HOE i rather be a bastard than a mother fu**ing (greek letters that rhyme with HOE) |
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These are alll really cool.
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Give me a T
-One person yells-
GIVE ME A T -Then everyone joins in- T YOU GOT YOUR T YOU GOT YOUR T GIVE ME A K K YOU GOT YOUR K YOU GOT YOUR K GIVE ME AN E E YOU GOT YOUR E YOU GOT YOUR E WHAT'S THAT SPELL GO FUCK YOURSELVES! -or other more appropriate comment for the location/setting at the time |
Rat shit, Bat shit
Pussy dont smell Cocksucker, Motherfucker Teke give them hell Teke once Teke twice, holy jumping jesus christ Whoes the best of all the rest? T-K-E Born in the backwoods raised by a bear Two sets of teeth, four coats of hair Two steel balls, one iron rod Im a mean motherfucker Im a scumbag by god. |
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