Shampoo is better! No, conditioner is better! Oh really, Swan? Really.

say hello to my little friend

Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy.

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

You fucking people......

Could we PLEASE postpone the suicide attempts until next period?

Show me the money.

Reality pulled out of here five minutes ago.

No Franck. Tell Hank it's not okay. If I have to move out all the
furniture and add amps and repaint the walls and get a new tux and pay
for swans, then I'd like the cheaper chicken.

Fuck fuck, mother mother fuck, mother fuck mother fuck noish noish noish

Noish noish noish shmoking weed, shmoking weed, drinking beers beers beers, rolling fattis, shmoking blunts

Who shmokes the blunts?

We shmoke the blunts

Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

I'm what counts out here, not your fucking clubs, or your fucking TV shows

and what the fuck are you doing on TV anoyhow?

So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.

Talk to me, Goose.