Re: Outkast makes every thread a little bit better
 

"Arya don't delete a valid criticism of these ridiculously off-topic threads, either that or delete them too pothead . . . fair is fair"
-Rudey





Also, these threads are pretty funny (but mine was better)

HAHAHA...this reminds me of a scene in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life".
The song about how valuable every sperm is.

This is the best news and politics thread ever.

OMG, you went there. I was thinking the exact same thing! :)

Every Sperm is Sacred, Every Sperm is Great
 

Dad:
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.
Because...
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Children:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Child:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Children:
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Mum:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Men:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,

Women:
If a sperm is wasted,

Children:
God gets quite irate.

Priest:
Every sperm is wanted,

Br. & Gr:
Every sperm is good,

Nannies:
Every sperm is needed,

Cardinal:
In your neighborhood.

Children:
Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,

Funeral:
God needs everybody's,

Mourner1:
Mine!

Mourner2:
And mine!

Corpse:
And mine!

Nun:
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill, and plain,

Statues:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everyone:
Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If any sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

^^ Can't say I've ever googled uterine jihad.
Now I'm thinking of all the fun GC threads from over the years, and I'm wondering how they can be found by a quick google search.

Finals, go grade yourselves! I've got some googling to do.

ETA: I never saw this thread until now. Glad it resurfaced!

Yikes my heart stopped when I saw that I started this thread. The H&A glory days. Oh Internet, you never forget...

Oh man, this is great!

I was snarky back then! Wow.

You know what, I wish this thread had not been bumped. I clicked on it, went away from my computer, came back, read it, and started my period. Jerks.

I mean this had to be a parody thread, right?

Edit: I see that GP addressed that on page 2. Whew.

Upthread, it looked like folks were taking it seriously!