Probably not, but guess who probably will? 280-lb QB Jared Lorenzen (UK) recently signed by the Giants.

Among his hilarious nicknames on the practice squad and from college:

J-Load
Hefty Lefty
(my personal favorite) Pillsbury Throwboy

The Browns' Draft was a little better than most. Kellen Winslow is a great pick. the browns' only problem now is to plug the big hole in the Offensive line. Baltimore had enough players to cover themselves, especially in the Fullback/Halfback position, so they really don't have to draft a lot. As for Detroit, I wouldn't jump the gun yet. this season is going to be definately interesting.

HEY NOW!!! No making fun of JLO!!! I'm very glad he picked, he's a very good guy and has an awesome throwing arm.

And he's fat...


Seriously, he's going to have to lose weight to prove he's serious about being an NFL quarterback. He does have a solid arm and is mobile (especially for someone his size), but he's going to have to drop some weight.

ETA: It will mean the end of Jesse Palmer AKA The Bachelor's time with the Giants though. He didn't look great last season, I wonder how much time he's putting into his football improvement while he's doing the TV thing.