Yes

Have you ever fallen out of love by the third lol?

Yes.

Have you ever wanted to go to college but not ever go to class...just hang out with all your friends all day..just live in the dorm or house?

Doesn't everyone?

Have you ever discharged a firearm within city limits?

yes

have you ever wished that you could have a rocket launcher on your car so that you could blow up a-hole drivers?

no, not really

have you ever realized that you are a bra and underwear addict AKA you buy way too many??

no

have you ever been in a convenience store when it was robbed?

no

Have you ever worn a top of clothing inside out?

yes

have you ever worn 2 sneakers from different pairs, and not realized it?

No

Have you ever left your wallet/purse at home by accident?

yes

have you ever looked everywhere for your keys, and then realized that they were in your hand?

:o Yes....or they were clipped to my belt....

Have you ever met bio sisters/brothers that you never knew you had before?

yes.

have you ever had a naughty bit (i.e. hoo-hoo's, ya-ya's, omg's, hibbity jibbities, etc) accidentally pop out of your clothes?

No.

Have you ever had made out in a car and there's someone watching you?

No

Have you ever dressed as someone of the opposite sex?