Napolean Dynamite

"YES....YES!!! f*&% YOU TOO!!!"

Coming to America

Teacher: Your boy is making the least progress of any of the children in the class. And frankly, his personal hygiene is becoming a cause for concern.

Sonny: He's the smelly kid in class? I've let him become the smelly kid in class? What the #%$$ is the matter with me?"

Teacher: Aw yes, I've had some smelly ones before, but your son is by far the smelliest...

.......later Sonny: Hey Stinky, let's get goin', you got us in trouble.

Big Daddy

"What wrong ball are you to good for your home? Answer me!! Suck my white azz balls".

Disclaimer: I am not being nasty and the quote is not about sex. Just wanted to say that cause as I read it back it does sound provocative.

TTT
 

Can we get a hint?

"My actions have meaning, it doesnt matter if i remember them...life doesnt stop just because you close your eyes now does it"
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Mr. Garrison: Who wants to guess what 5 times 2 is? Don't be shy.

Kid: Twelve?

Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard
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Mauricio: The thing is all the women he's been seeing are ugly.
Tony Robbins: Who says they're ugly?
Mauricio: Bausch & Lomb.
Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?
Mauricio: Have you heard the song "Who Let The Dogs Out"?
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Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?
Mauricio: Yes.
Rosemary: So what are you, the last member? :D

Re: TTT
 

It is another Adam Sandler Movie, and it is about golf.

The movie is Happy Gilmore.

"Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. They had all this foreign s*%&. They didn't have s*%& on my brother, man."

Shallow Hal?



Boyz in the Hood

Commentary: "After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. %$#@! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late."

Menace to Society


"I would come out and play but I'm too busy with your girl on my lap"

House Party


Whaaaattt! Are you crying!!!!! There's no crying!!!! There's no crying in baseball!!!!!!!

A League of Their Own



Creme Brule can never be jello.

My Best Friend's Wedding


What movie is this one from:

"You know every story, every wound, every memory. Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you. Every single moment... Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room, alone with her... Fitting her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her that no woman has ever looked that beautiful. And my fear is that she'll be thinking I wish my mom was here."


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Step Mom


"Get your isht, get your isht, and GET OUT!!"

Waiting to Exhale





It is NOT okay to have some nig*a pound on you! If you had any sense you'd leave too!