LOL!

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CLAWDAMME!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

It isn't about me, but I thought this story was relevant:

"In the show [South Park], Cartman's mom is named Lianne Cartman...In college, one of the pair who made the show, Trey Parker, was set to marry his girlfriend Lianne, with the wedding and honeymoon set up when he caught her sleeping with another guy and he went ballistic...

In the show Lianne Cartman is a hermaphrodite, crack-whore, pornstar slut...Treys revenge!

Also, in 'Cannibal - The Musical' in which Trey starred, he has a horse named Lianne."

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WHAT IS AWESOME ABOUT RAPE?

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You have to understand my ex to get the most humor out of him getting all the ass sex he wants in prison......

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Okay, I won't probe this any further...

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You can PM me if you want to know more.

This is such a good thread, I had to bring it up again...

Before you read this, you should know that I am aware that I am a bit&h if someone crosses me:) I have two stories:

1) I was engaged to a guy who was one semester away from a degree in Mechanical Engineering... He broke up with me over the phone. Since we worked together, I still had to face him the next day. I held it together until he asked his ex-girlfriend (who he had been seeing behind my back) to stop by and say hello... She was a total bi*ch and was very cruel about the whole situation...
So, since a) he had broken off an engagement over the PHONE and b) asked his ex who he was stilll seeing to come rub salt in my wound, I decided to really screw with him.
I waited until the night before the drop deadline. Then, I proceeded to erase all of his classes. :) He had zero chance of re-registering for his senior level eng. classes:):):) And, when he came to work complaining about the "computer error" I sat there thinking to myself, "You dumb a$$..."

2) The kid next door is evil (He is an eighth grader, so he should know better). He puts firecrackers into dog treats and then offers them to the neighborhood dog. He beats the dog, too. (But, the cops won't do anything about the animal abuse...) The kid also messes with things in our yard... He ALSO, plays his music so loud when his mom is at work that I can hear the lyrics and bass in the SHOWER... (The cops do act on the noise problems we have with them...)
Today, I should have normally been on my way to class by 7:30 a.m. But, I stayed home waiting for an electrician to come out here. The kid and a friend pretended to walk to school. As soon as the kid's mom left for work, I saw the kid walk back to his house! (Guess he thought no one saw him...)
So, I simply called the school and asked them if school was in session today. They told me, "Yes." Then, they asked why I needed to know. I told them what I had seen and that I was just curious since his sisters had walked to school and they had not walked back... They asked me his address and name... Of course,
;) I was obligated to give them the information :D
They are being evicted at the end of the month for about a dozen different reasons... So, the kid will be out of the neighborhood's hair very soon...

Can you steal the dog before then???

Their landlord advised they will be moving out on the 24th. So, starting tomorrow, the dog will be hidden in our backyard until they leave. There is NO way I am letting them get their hands on this dog and take it somewhere that I can't watch out for it!!!!!:mad:
On a side note, even though I am NOT a UT-K Vols fan, the dog looks a lot like the mascot dog. So, we named him "Smokey" in honor:)

That is the most awesome thing I have ever heard. You are fabulous!!!!!

Awww shucks, Val!!! Thanks! :D

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looks like you don't have to...someone else is taking care of it.

I like karma. Especially when there's an ex-bf who wants to get back with you and regrets the way he treated you. And he knows that he can't get you back because you know better now and because you now have a great bf that's a thousand times better than the ex. It's nice knowing that you were the best gf he ever had.

I know at least three people who have used a deviously evil form of revenge (even though it's funny & foolproof), and all three are now very much alone & unhappy.

Living well really is the best revenge.