named kitso, but kitso was really a guy who shaved his whole body and put on a dress...but still, rudey made sweet love to him without knowing she was a he....and then

Iowa Hawkeye. But then Rudey found out she was a fake and only wanted him for his fat stacks. Rudey threw her bitch ass to the crib.

did you just skip my post dude??

thats mean :(

(back to the story)

...they decided that they wanted to have a family. However, to do that meant they needed cloning technology and a surrogate mother. so they went to...

...Arnold Schwarzenegger, and started to tell him all about their idea. He sat there and listened, all the while stroking his....

...cat. Arnold then pointed out that human cloning was illegal, but as governor of Kaleefornyuh he would see to its legalization...

After all, he is a part of the Kennedy Clone -- I mean Clan -- at least by his marriage to...

Barbara, the elf with a pituitary problem. Barbara didn't want Arnold to legalize cloning until...

she got what she wanted. Arnold knew that no bills can pass without Barbara's support and mandatory demands. So, Barbara demanded that they make the playboy mansion their new govenor's mansion, the sex bunnies their servants, and to also move the capitol. She also wanted Hefner to make her one of his...........

...Pipe racks. So, she ended up holding a quivering, smoldering...

pipe (metaphor):p Barbara was liking this a whole lot better than being a governor's wife. and she was getting a little too close to ol' hugh. arnold didnt appreciate this. but his head is so big, that he wont admit something is bothering him. so this strange setup in the Playboy mansion continues. but things go to far when barbara gets talked into posing for Playboy's 'ladies of politics' issue.
......

...with an american flag delicately draped over her unmentionable areas. arnold, being a republican, believed this to be a sacrilege. so he went to his protestant church and...

...punched the alter boy, just then a bolt of lightening struck arnold and he was....

reminded that there are no alter boys in the Protestant Church. He had punched one of the...

packs of sushi. "Is anyone hungry?" they all asked. They started to dole out sushi to the masses when...