I know, I have been sucked into watching the show as well. It's funny to laugh at them......thanks for posting the pics of the sister.

No problem. I think that there are some folks out there that think she is the way she is because she is an only child -- she's not. In addition, people think that is because she has been singing all of her life or has had a record deal since she was 14 or so. The Olsen Twins have been in the business since they were nine months old and they don't act like this. Jessica Simpson is acting more like one of the Hilton Sisters than one of any set of sisters with some sense. http://www.kurts-smilies.de/trommel.gif She makes me want to take her somewhere and give her a book (that is not Danielle Steele).

I for some reason like the show. But each episode makes Jessica look dumber and dumber. Did anyone see the last episode where she thought buffalo wings were actually Buffalo Meat???:eek:

I didn't see the episode with the buffalo wings, but right now, I am watching her and her husband flinch while a girl is singing a song for the troops. I squinted a couple of times myself. I want to go to one of those festivals or tributes so that I can get some pub for the new album that I have yet to drop. I can't sing, mind you, but I figure that I could get one good single, make some money, pay some bills and drop out of sight. http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0...smiley-013.gif

I just saw the buffalo wings comment -- everybody was grubbing and her sister-in-law asked if she wanted to eat one. She said that she didn't eat buffalo. I thought I was going to choke -- but it figures. The best thing that Nick could have said is exactly what he did: "honey, buffalo wings are named as such because the sauce originated in Buffalo . . . honey, don't you find it strange that buffaloes don't have wings?" http://www.kurts-smilies.de/tocktock3.gif

too much
 

She has to know he will see the episode sooner or later. Now, the price rung up clear as day... she didn't sign a blank piece of paper... THEN she says on the phone... "I got outside and looked at the receipt and it was $700." She never protested in the store, never asked them to take it back, and she NEVER looked at the receipt before she ccalled him. She lied to her husband... ON CAMERA! That is just blonde....

Oh, and the jealous fit she had on stage when she invited that dumpy white boy up to sing to him. PLEASE! Wasn't there a finer guy in the crowd than that?!?!? Who in the heck was that supposed to make jealous?

ANd how does she figure she could be jealous. If you don't want your man rubbed on my dancing models with his name printed across their @$$es... you may want to marry someone in a different line of work!

though i orginally posted this thread, i haven't been able to watch much. well, i just saw a marathon, and i'm frightened. can this girl truly be this dumb? the more i watch it, the more she irkes me. she doesn't eat "buffalo"...she didn't know what rigamortis was? she makes herself look like a complete idiot. it makes me question nick. maybe he likes the fact that she is so dumb, so he can baby her. i can't see what attracted him to her, accept maybe her physical beautry.i think she'd get on the average man's nerves though.

i think b/c she publicized that she was a virgin, i had this whole image of her, that has been completely destroyed by this show. also, what is with all the boobs comments and always trying to show them off? ok jessica, we know you love your boobs!!! dang!

There are some dumb virgins out there -- there are some dumb folks who aren't virgins -- there are some dumb newlyweds out there -- there are some men who like all of the above. I think that he is intrigued with the fact that she is always going to have to look to him for explanations on things that others know. In addition, she is the kind of person who needs an audience to take care of the simpliest things. She looks silly, but I bet you a million dollars that she is not going to think so when she looks at the shows. She is going to think this is the new hotness and she is doing a great job and she is documenting her first year of marriage and she is learning along the way . . . she's silly, he's tolerant to a fault, I'm amused. http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/c...etz/wiggle.gif

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CTFU! CTFU!

That is the best smilie EVER! LMAO!

Please read this article. I just had to laugh.
click here for the article with pictures

Blonde Bombshells: The Beautiful Mind-Field of a Video-Channel Visionary

by Erik Pedersen | September 26, 2003

She's attractive, rich and talented enough to be considered the preeminent young blonde pop singer who isn't Britney, Christina or Hilary Duff. Or the Olsen twins.

But that's not why we love Jessica Simpson--singer, celebrity spouse and star of the MTV show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. We love Jessica for her unique mind and uncompromising vision. Whereas lesser intellects might be shaken by things like logic, facts or other people's feelings, Jessica knows that the only truth that matters is her own. Bask in it.

Don't be blinded by the highlights in her hair, the dazzling gleam of her teeth or her impressive ability to belch like a gassy truck driver.

You will see that it's her unique worldview, her weltanschauung, if you will, that leaves most people scratching their heads and going, Uh, what?

Uh, what indeed.

To help you learn her lessons, we've compiled some of her more profound utterances. As you study her teachings, you'll see that Jessica has more in common with the likes of Albert Einstein and Leonardo Da Vinci than a well-developed bosom.

True wisdom is an elusive thing, but Jessica is on cable all the time. And really, which would you rather spend a good half hour thinking about?

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?"
The Situation: Jessica asks her husband to explain the flaky white meat inside a can of Chicken of the Sea.
The Profound Lesson: Jessica is not afraid to ask questions that we've all pondered at one time...though, granted, most of us were in preschool when we were pondering them. But by doing so, she demonstrates that a true student of life knows there are no stupid questions--only stupid people. And if she were a stupid person, she would have taken one look at that fish-tailed woman on the label and asked her husband if she were eating canned mermaid, now wouldn't she?

"Isn't it plata-ma-pus? I always thought it was plata-ma-pus."
The Situation: Jessica reveals that while the duck-like stuffed animal that she wins at an amusement park may be called a platypus by most, to her the little creatures always sound like some obscure Sesame Street character.
The Profound Lesson: The number of syllables a word has is in no way an indicator of how serious a word it is. Or whether it's a word at all.

"I think I need to go, um...drop some kids in the pool."
The Situation: Jessica has just devoured a meal of fast food delights and now feels a strong urge to defecate but doesn't wish to offend others with such bold talk.
The Profound Lesson: Jessica shows that what most folks consider a simple bodily function can be a creative act from her. Expect more creative acts like this to come from her in the future.

"Is there, like, maids for, like, celebrities?"
The Situation: Upon finding that the house she and husband Nick Lachey have moved into suffers from a severe lack of live-in help, Jessica begins asking the serious questions--grammar be damned!
The Profound Lesson: One of the most difficult things in life for most people is to admit they can't do something. Or simply don't care to do it. Jessica sees the dirty clothes on the floor, the clutter and mess growing in the house and takes the bull by the horns. She looks for someone else who can handle it.

"You learn something new every day."
The Situation: After husband Nick tells Jessica about a dead mouse he found that was stiff with rigor mortis, Jessica asks what that means. She also uses the word mouses.
The Profound Lesson: Some might think it funny to hear her stammer as she attempts to pronounce rigor mortis, but really, what is more important--knowing something that only applies after you're dead or developing a philosophy that celebrates learning something every day? We know we learned something from all this--and it wasn't what happens to dead mouses. Just don't ask us what it was.

"I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it."
The Situation: A tearful Jessica learns that her record label has found fault with the vocals on her new single and that she must go back to the studio and rerecord said vocals.
The Profound Lesson: After learning that the label found the music of this wee blonde popster "too bluesy" and "too challenging" for most fans, we are inclined to agree with her assessment of the intelligence of the recording-industry types she deals with. Too bluesy? Man, they are stupid.

"I have bubbles in my tummy...It's just air. It's not stink. Promise."
The Situation: After a hearty meal of barbecued hamburgers, Jessica searches deep within herself...and finds gas. Unscented, bubbly gas.
The Profound Lesson: While wags may joke about what's inside her head, Jessica knows where she keeps all her air.

"What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing--and it was like one of his first times--and he knocked out a duck. He hit a duck. Like, I'm scared something like that's gonna happen."
The Situation: Jessica has been invited along to play golf with her husband and in-laws and wonders whether it's a good idea.
The Profound Lesson: This is a thoughtful young woman. Sure, her thoughts go to places that only Looney Tunes cartoons usually go, but what do we learn from her worries? That (1) she listens to her dad's stories (do you?); (2) she cares for the well-being of waterfowl; and (3) she probably should see a therapist.

"Don't make fun of me."
The Situation: Taunted while acclimating to the hardships of a camping expedition, Jessica speaks up for herself.
The Profound Lesson: She makes a serious point about not making sport of other people, but some small-minded jerks who watch the show just won't be able to help themselves

that was freaking HIGHlarious

According to Us Magazine, Jessica and Nick will begin filming the second season of Newlyweds on October 26 (their first wedding anniversary).

OMG!!! LMAO!! They actually made it one whole year.

Yup, the article is about how she saved herself for Nick, and how much she loves sex now. :o

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