Czar Nicholas...why did you let Rasputin mess up your game? Got you and your whole family killed.

Queen Victoria...you were a serious prude yet with all your incestuous relatives marrying each other you passed hemophilia all over the houses of Europe. As for her husband Prince Albert...for living in prude stick up the bum times...you managed to get a genital piercing named after you?

Hey Senator DICK Santorum...stay out of America's bedrooms!!! You're just hating because you can't get any. It isn't like I am either, but you don't see me passing laws about freaky deaky circus sex do you? NO!!! If you are morally opposed to a sex act, don't do it!!!

I'm in love with this. I hate Santorum!!!

*All jackass politicians, past and present, what the hell are you thinking cutting money from education. You're impacting the future of this country and the world.

*Albert Einstein, genius you may have been, but what was up with the permanent bad hair day?

John Ashcroft: Wouldn't it be funny if you died, went to Heaven and God acted gay?

Elvis, you ain't the king. Everybody know you stole Rock n Roll from Little Richard.

Hitler ruined it for all blond haired blue eyed people. For some reason everyone associates Blond hair and Blue eyes with being German, bleck!

Hitler doesn't even have blond hair!!!!

and he is part jewish (well historians think his father was jewish)

Well we all know Hitler had some serious issues. He went all whack because he didn't get into art school

To everyone who didn't help with the war in Iraq: Shut up! you don't have a dog in this fight!

Bill Clinton... please just go away

J-LO "you've been married name times, heck maybe IT"S YOU!" (i know not 9 yet but puhlease!)

To Bagdad Bob (who hung himself) Its hard to deny that the colilition forces are approaching when the US Tanks are ROLLING DOWN THE STREETS OF BAGDAD!!!!! PLEASE GIVE US ALL A BREAK!

AMEN!!! This makes me furious...
Don't even get me started on W. and his STUPID NCLB legislation.

To the people who set up the RHODES Scholar, do you even read the history books and realize how he terrorized all of Africe?

And you're doing this in the name of education!!!!

No kidding.

And to all the kids saying how we save France in WW2, U didn't do crap. Unless you were 18 and up during world war 2, stop saying that you saved the France from Germany. Almost as bad as many of these idiotic "War Veterans" in Zimbabwe who were still in their diaper when the struggle against Rhodesia happen in the 80s.

Oh yeah, Regan, Savimbi was never a great democratic man. He was a ruthless butcherer.

Apparently he was into "coprophilia" as well (which means "marked interest in excrement; especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement)
Eeeeeeewwww...