Blake Clark: Yeah, You're Right, I'm Sorry

Blake Clark is an older comic but he is HILARIOUS...

He's also the guy that owns the tool shop on Home Improvement and the guy who plays Shawn Hunter's father, Chet on Boy Meets World.

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THEY SAILED FROM PLYMOUTH AND LANDED AT......PLYMOUTH, HOW LUCKY IS THAT?
"WHERE ARE WE, IS THIS PLYMOUTH? THIS IS PLYMOUTH? GET BACK ON THE BOAT LADS, WE'VE GONE IN CIRCLES!"
SO THEY GOT TO THE NEW LAND AND SAID
"AHHHHH....NOW WE CAN LIVE FREELY AND PRACTICE OUR RELIGION WITHOUT ANYBODY ELSE AROUND...EXCUUUUSE ME! LOOK AT ALL THIS, WITH NO ONE HERE BUT US...(WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE GUYS? EXCUSE ME, WHATS ALL THIS (DOES HEAD DRESS MOTION)? NO I WOULDNT WANT ANY FOOD, JUST PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"
MEANWHILE, THAT WINTER.....
"EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY FOOD? I LOVE ALL THIS! THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, ITS AMAZING HOW YOU ALL LIVE HERE BUT HAVE NO SYSTEM OF OWNERSHIP, INTERESTING. OH, THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD, YES THERE ARE MORE OF US COMING, BUT WE'LL KEEP OUR PROMISES!"
AND THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT LIED TO THE NATIVE AMERICANS FOR MANY YEARS. AND PRESIDENT CLINTON LIED ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP AND WE WERE SHOCKED. A LITTLE NAIVE I FEEL!

I saw Jim Breur a couple months ago in a small comedy club at rutgers u, one word to describe it

INCREDIBLE

I know this thread is really old, but I just found some of my old comedy CDs and I love

Brian Regan: "You too!"

and

Mitch Hedberg: "The real name of a cheese grater: sponge ruiner"
"I can't wait until my set is over because I have
a roll of Lifesavers in my pocket and pineapple
is next"

:D

Bill Cosby and Steve Martin...STILL great, still funny!

I was going to start a new thread but figured I should search for an old one and sure enough, there was one!

I love stand up and am definitely open to knew recommendations. Right now my favorites are:

Hannibal Buress (saw him live!!)
John Mulaney
Aziz Ansari (saw him live!!)
Jim Gaffigan
Louis C.K.
Mike Birbiglia

I feel like I'm missing some from my list but my mind is drawing a blank at the moment. I have a few older favorites like Brian Regan, Lewis Black and Mitch Hedberg as well :)

Any others I should check out?

Edit: Just remembered another favorite--Daniel Tosh! Sorry for being a hipster about it, but I've been listening to him since 2005, WAY before Tosh.0. ;)

I'm not going to be of any help here, because you've hit on all of my favorites! I'm interested to see whom other people recommend.

I was a big fan of Tosh until he was encouraging people in the audience to gang rape a female heckler. Now I can't stomach listening to him. He's a raunchier Gaffigan, anyway.

Yay for live comedy!! I got to see "Fluffy" Gabriel Iglesias in December and I get to see Brian Regan in May. I laugh every time when it's time for the spelling bee in my class because of Brian.

Me and Mike Birbiglia went to college together! I am so proud of him.

My favorite comedians are:

George Carlin
Sarah Silverman
Aziz Ansari
Paul Mooney
Richard Pryor