Sassette is a young smurf or smurfling.
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Starbucks Smurf

Psycho ex-GF Smurf

Stalker ex-BF Smurf

Pimp Daddy Smurf

Trailer Park Smurf

Openly Gay Smurf

ClubKid Smurf

edited to add: LeBron James Smurf - The only smurf outta high school who is getting too much money and driving a car he doesn't need.

Preppie Smurf

Crackwhore Smurf

Kenny McCormick Smurf (gets killed in almost all episodes)

Psychotic Bus Driver (or Ms. Crabtree) Smurf

Beavis and Butthead Smurfs

Pissed Drunk Smurf

Waify Smurf

Beauty Queen Smurf

Virtual Dancing Baby Smurf


:D http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/spin3.gif

Anyone say....

Yo Momma Smurf

yet?

Daria Smurfette

Bling Bling Smurf

Gold Tooth Smurf

Hustle Man Smurf

Pimp Smurf

Kleptomaniac Smurf

Spider Man Smurf

Batman Smurf

Sleazy Smurf

Mohawk Smurf

Mohammad Smurf

Tiger Smurf

Sporty Smurf

Hypochondriac Smurf

Cross Dresser Smurf

Drag Queen Smurf

Epileptic Seizure Smurf

Cocktail Waitress Smurfette

Vampire Smurf

Ok i didn't check but has there been

tourettes Smurf
Gigolo Smurf
um thats about it smurf

What the %$#@ are you %^$#@*# about? You *^&% sick-%$# fool? If there was a &*&^%$# tourettes smurf then your *&% wouldn't need to *&*%^$# worry about the $%$#@#$% thing!

:D

Crouching Tiger Smurf

Private Eye Smurf

Cheating Husband Smurf

Underware Model Smurfette

John Hammell Smurf

McDonald's Drive Thru Employee Smurf

Southern Belle Smurfette

Squirrel smurf