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Lil' Hannah 05-13-2003 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PiKA2001
How come people will stuff their face with massive amounts of food but will wash it down with DIET coke? As if the DIET coke will wash away the 12,000 calorie mud pie that they just ate?
some people just like the taste of diet coke better.

moe.ron 05-13-2003 12:38 PM

This is the GREAT ARYA's thread. Only ask question, not answer.
Or else I shall fart in your general direction.

xok85xo 05-13-2003 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arya
This is the GREAT ARYA's thread. Only ask question, not answer.
Or else I shall fart in your general direction.

your idle threats do not scare me.

AlphaGamDiva 05-13-2003 12:45 PM

ok, i gotta 2 parter:

1-WHY are boys stupid/slow/stupid?
2-WHY do girls seem to like it when boys are stupid/slow/stupid?if you can answer this, you have my utmost respect forever....almight arya! :p

Dionysus 05-13-2003 12:49 PM

What's the meaning of LIFE?

http://www.wharton.upenn.edu/alumni/.../dream/sky.jpg

moe.ron 05-13-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlphaGamDiva
ok, i gotta 2 parter:

1-WHY are boys stupid/slow/stupid?
2-WHY do girls seem to like it when boys are stupid/slow/stupid?if you can answer this, you have my utmost respect forever....almight arya! :p

1. Maybe the people that are around you are not worthy of being in your present. Maybe it's time you seek nirvana through your own personal voyage.

2. It's easier for somebody to have a stupid mate as it is less work for them in their life. For instance:

I go and seek knowledge in hooters. Now if my girlfriend/wive is smart, she will ask me why and what is the purpose to the visit. Now if she is dumb, she will smile and ask me if I want to make out.

moe.ron 05-13-2003 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dionysus
What's the meaning of LIFE?

http://www.wharton.upenn.edu/alumni/.../dream/sky.jpg

The meaning of life is not to waste time, eat, drink, be merry, and have lots and lots of gratious (sp?) sex.

AlphaGamDiva 05-13-2003 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arya
Maybe the people that are around you are not worthy of being in your present.
lol....you could've just said this and i would've agreed 100% :D

i am impressed.....oh wise arya.....how did you become as in tune with the world as the magic 8 ball?

DeltAlum 05-13-2003 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arya
Greeting and salutation my apprentice. The answer to the wisdom that you seek is:

"The horse because it doesn't have handle bars"

Oh, wise one.

I am impressed and in awe.

Another answer you might consider -- one which I heard many years ago is:

"A concrete bicycle because a vest has no sleeves."

PM_Mama00 05-13-2003 01:48 PM

Why do guys lead girls on and then say "it's bad timing" and "i think you're a cool girl"

mu_agd 05-13-2003 02:38 PM

how come i all of a sudden got bombarded with 8 million things that need to be done by the end of the day?

lionlove 05-13-2003 02:41 PM

oh wise one,

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Will the Red Sox ever win the world series?

AOX81 05-13-2003 02:49 PM

Why am I losing my mind?

Optimist Prime 05-13-2003 04:58 PM

where can I find a job?

FuzzieAlum 05-13-2003 05:08 PM

Where is Arya?


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