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Okay, it's been a while, so I have a few things to let out in the interest of "keeping it real"
To all y'all who refer to crack cocaine as the Faith Evans diet Y'all wrong. You know you are wrong. That woman could have dieted and exercised her way to health. :) Now HEAR this, Essence Magazine Mariah Carey is NOT the most misunderstood BLACK woman in America. If she identifies herself as African American (dang, I did NOT get the memo), she still is not the most misunderstood. Quit frontin' Ms. Rice Your parents did NOT name you for a musical term. Your name would have been Con dulceza. Not Condoleeza. Come on now Mr. and Mrs. Rice, if you country and you know it, clap ya hands. :D Dear Whitney Shoot. There are no words. :) Shar Jackson I hope Kevin Federline was good, cause I could not see having two kids with his scraggly lookin butt :) Britney Spears I hope Kevin Federline is good, cause I could not see getting married (possibly losing some of my cash) and having one kid with his scraggly lookin butt :) J-Lo I ain't gonna knock your hustle, but girl, ya clothes look a tad bit skanky. If you can make lots of money with skanky clothes, I guess I'll call you Kimora... :) Oops :) :) |
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Amen SoRhor!!! Amen!!!! |
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BTW, did you read the article in Vanity Fair on Kimora? :rolleyes: Never hatin' a sista for gettin' her cash on but lady, you seriously need to go to charm school... |
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I forgot one thing...
Dear Mr. Bush - Please quit frontin like you got Jesus on speed dial. My bible says that the love of money is the root of all evil, but ya might have missed that part. :)
Dear Mr. Kerry - You suck. I can't believe that you let a cheerleader from Andover punk you about YOUR military service record when his patsy butt ain't have one. I know the election is over, but you still suck. |
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Sorhor TRSimon,
You are definitely keeping it real! I just wish that both of them personally got your message. Serioussigma22:cool: |
Ashley Simpson-Its not acid reflux, you just can't sing...stop trying to follow in your sisters footsteps! Even though i don't believe she is THAT pretty, she's still prettier then you! You may have dyed your hair black but it still doesn't take away that you still act like a dumb blonde!
Ja and 50-squash the beef, past is past...just let go of that ghost cause wrecking (or trying to) each others names just hurts your credibility with the public! It could potentially lose money for both of y'all and we all know thats whats important to y'all! Not only that but how are y'all serving as good role model's to your children...Don't be surprised if your child comes home one day and curses you out cause they heard it from YOUR mouth through YOUR music! President Bush-GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN cause even though you went to Yale doesn't mean you learned ISH! Go back and start all over again cause you need a lesson in everything from phonics to morals to world history/culture and everything in between! You also need to take your sorry behind to Iraq and fight, risk your life for this stupid war since you love this country so much! Stop killing our family and friends and innocent people because we all know you wouldn't risk yours or anyone you know's life for this! Ms. Rice-just get that gap in your 2 front teeth fixed and stop being a traitor! Don't come running to us when they toss your sorry behind! Thats all i could think of for now! |
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Dear Mr. Cent, Couldn't you at least be a dollar? You can't even get candy bars for 50 Cent any more. Maybe you should consider a name change in line with the ongoing inflation situation. Just keeping it real, TRSimon :D |
^^^LOL, thats funny...heck, its hard to find candy bars for only a dollar!!
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VH-1 I am so pissed with you for showing celebrities at their absolute worst and profiting from it. Flava Flav and Brigette Nielsen are a hot raggedy mess and just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I surf channels and see former wrestler Chyna running around in a bikini at 3am like she's on speed. You are NOT helping these people's career with that madness. Get them rehab, not airtime.
D'Angelo, D'Angelo, D'Angelo - didn't your trainer who helped you look so damn good in the "How Does It Feel?" video warn you that too much weed gives you the munchies. Bruh, what the heck happened?? Maybe Angie Stone was right when she said, you took that sex symbol persona to the head and lost yo' mind. Dissin' other musicians in the Voodoo CD liner pages is coming back to haunt you...the law of reciprocity ain't no joke!!! PhDiva VH-1 |
dear mr. kelly,
you have this song about being in the closet--i just heard this song today, and it was NOT what i was expecting (you know, you telling some young lad, you know "a friend," to just come on out). why are you always sleepin with someone's woman? and why mr. biggs woman? leave ms. biggs alone! didnt you learn from the last 50 million beatdowns? mr. biggs always wins! honestly, if the woman you are f*ckin around with is married and he finds out, its her fault only cause she let him find out. however that doesn't excuse you sir. you say "down low, nobody has to know," but dont you see a pattern of everyone knowing that you are sleeping with their women? and then you have the nerve to break this song up into 5 parts--has the biz gotten that bad? with love (18 and over love that is ;) ), tld221 p.s. how you gonna hide in the closet! they always look in the closet. you gotta plan the escape ahead of time--why didnt you get your cheat on at your place? not their bed--thats just nasty! |
Hey TLD!!
LOL!!! They DO always look in the closet.
BTW, you know you got a long sig, right? :D |
hey TR!
yes, the sig is long. but i really like this quote--felt like sharing it with the GC world.
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It's long but true. :)
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