<ahem> clearing the ol' throat there......'scuze me. ;)

list of yet-to-be-found-in-perfect-guy criteria.....

**i need to be attracted physically to this person....he ain't gotta be GQ, but he has to do it for me.....
**have a brain, please......and with that brain, make me laugh my ass off (and i gotta big ass....so....be funny)
**think i'm cute, no matter what....whether it's super cute pink undies or hangin out in sweats, wanna do me 24-7
**southern gentleman....all i gotta say on that one
**if you like W, you get maaaaaaajor points :D (not as much as i like him, though, b/c...whoa....weird)
**don't put up with all of my isht....i can be wrong (i know, you're shocked, but it happens), so don't be afraid to put me in my place....make up sex was invented for a reason........(geez...this music.....honestly!)
**hang out with your bros/boys....not only is that cute you have good friends, but i need time with my sisters/girls, too

wow...did i say "yet-to-be-found"????? gosh.....361 times i musta been smokin crack when i started writing this....... :D

I know I said I like tall guys but one thing I forgot to mention is that I really enjoy it when a guy's chin rests perfectly on top of my head. To do that he'd have to be about 6'2" (I only know this b/c Jack's chin does this and he's 6'2", it's not like I went and took an informal poll or anything, don't worry!) I don't know why I enjoy that so much and it sounds weird, but I just like it. I am a dork I know. :D

i go for the tall thin guys, you know the ones with little muscle, i guess you could call them skinny. i don't know why, but im attracted to them.