The brat's donor for sending a dayum $11.98 child support check!!:mad:

My University for having pot holes, unfinished streets, and crappy parking!!!:mad:

My manager for simply being a jackass!

Here's an additional pimp slap from me ! :mad:

$11.98??!! :eek:

Here's two from me!! :mad: :mad:

Excuse me? Girl that's not a pimp slap thats an a** whooping!! What would make someone write a $11.98 check?? I mean dang can a girl get an even $12 if it has to be like that?

I have added to my list:
I want to pimp slap

The president of my Univerity who has raised tuition over 50 percent in 2 years!

My school for sending my my payment books for my loans because I am only enrolled for 5 credits this semester and I need six to be at least Half time so I have to start making loan payments in April

Girl, DON'T PAY THEM A THIN DIME!!! call them and let them know that you are a student and you need a deferment. Then, next semester, if you aren't graduating, take your six. I REFUSE to pay the government for a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time! Deferments and forbearances are your friends! :D

Speaking of education, I would like to pimp slap the governor of my state (MI) for slashing higher education budgets so that all the universities will have to raise tuition AGAIN at HIGHER rates for the next 3-5 years, making it very hard for me to finish my masters when I return to grad school. :mad:

My governor also needs an additional pimp slap for slashing budgets for state agencies (mainly social service agencies) and not lifting the hiring freezes to said agencies so that social workers like myself and my colleagues can get better paying jobs!! Blessedly, I have a social work position, but it is part-time and I'm looking for a full-time one.

A PIMP SLAP to all the so and so's (on the block) ;) who think that SOME people are Suzie Sausagehead, Boo Boo the fool, or Dumb and Dumber...

SASAS!:mad:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BLOCK IS HOT!

Bump pimp slaps...these need a !@#$% slap!
 

Pimp Slaps:

1. To my parent who bothers the freakin isht out of me CONSTANTLY! Whenever she comes down from her high, does she feel the need to call me and CURSE everyone out (excpet me) about what hasn't been done for her child.... UHHHHH HELLO! Your baby is 18....he ain't gonna become a ENGINEER overnight. Do like everyone, let the child GRADUATE. You will still get your check. :mad:

2. To this triflin' azz so and so who stole my soror's cell phone and money out of her classroom (not my school).

3. To the same soror's triflin azz principal who told her she could not press charges because the isht wasn't over $100. :eek: This so and so is a bald face lie. ANYTIME YOUR CHIT IS TAKEN, YOU CAN CALL THE PO-PO!

4. To the police officers who did not want to do the paperwork on this case. They ask soror where does she want her to go? WTF WHERE CRIMINALS GO, you so and so! :mad:

Re: Bump pimp slaps...these need a !@#$% slap!
 

If ol girl @ the airport can press charges on a stolen $1.00 peanut butter sandwich, then a cell phone and money certainly qualify. BTW most cell phones are valued at least $100 no matter what we purchase them for. PRESS CHARGES, SISTA GURL!!:mad:

Still More Pimp Slaps!!

To the teen mom that came in to the shelter last night with her baby and when I did the bed checks, why did she have the baby on the edge of the couch in the living room and she was in her bedroom unpacking their clothes? She also needs an additional one for getting smart with me when I suggested that the baby needed to be in the crib if she was going to do that. :mad:

To that man on Let's Make a Deal last night who passed up a flat screened TV and entertainment center AND $3000 to keep playing with that dumb ATM and lost all his money and the prizes. Did you not hear me yell at you through the TV to stop playing and sit down with your money? :p

Oh yeah, one for the cable people who called me yesterday and wanted me to upgrade to digital. See, you wanted me to pay upfront to get regular cable turned on and you want me to pay more for digital upfront. Yeah, right. Just be at my house on Friday between 1 and 3. You will receive a pimp slap for every minute after 3 that you are not at my house to turn my cable back on! Don't they know it's March Movie Madness on Lifetime?! :p

God forgive me

To my boyfriends friend who needs a ride everywhere. I mean we are talking a college educated school teacher making over $35,000 a year and no ride, granted his car was totaled in September and the insurance just came through today (but thats another pimp slap story) but can the phone stop ringing "dog I need you to drop your boy off here" how you gonna need a ride to work, to track pratice (wait another pimp slap for coaching without a car) from track practice to home and everywhere in between? Hand is moving up.......I think my boyfriend needs a pimp slap for dropping this fool off everywhere! Ahhhh!!!!!!!

Lakers
 

May I order up a pimp slap for "Azucar" Shaquille O'Neal? How could you only score 13 dayum points against an INFERIOR team with a pair of wet-behind-the-ears centres? You're the reason why the Lakers lost last night.
:rolleyes: :mad: