My oldest sister is into it and had a great time telling my other sister how she got "stuck" while doing that at a conference with a random in Denver. Appartently they had to get into the bathtub to get unstuck.


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This is SO WAY BETTER than the "Does our junk stank?" topic from January.

I am not going to be the first one to explain Tossing Salad. No Way.

Tossing salad is the term used for orally stimulating the anus
Where the term came from I will never know but I know that

It was Chris Rock who made that made that comment I posted earlier about the Toss Salad man... yuck!

Okay, I will explain "tossing salad."

Basically it involves orally pleasuring someone's rear areas (ever hear of a rim job... pretty much the same thing, I think).

Edited to add: OOPS! I didn't see ilovemyglo had already explained! Sorry...

I thought tossing salad was when you jack some one off :confused: I was miseducated.

No, I believe that is just called "jacking someone off!" :) :eek:

SINBAD!

LOL! He is a family comedian girl!

That is ALL Chris Rock

"You don't need prayer in the schools, you need the tossed salad man!

TS: Johnny you got a D, you know what you gotta do!

Johnny: nooooooooooooo! I don't wanna toss a salad! I'mma read! I'mma LEARN to read!"

LOL!
Ok guys, I think I'm gonna have to get another screen name in order to honestly reply to threads like this!:D

...I'll be back....

Tossing salad, indeed?! :eek: Dionysus, your point is taken!

My bad- I could hear the speech, but not put a face with it and i was thinking sinbad cause that is the last comedy show i watched on tv, but it is Chris Rock in bigger blacker better.

So really, no one has answered the question, which of the three you would be most willing to do.
I will even answer, I have to say, I think it would be a cold day in hell before I would do any of the three, but a threesome would be less painful (and smelly, and doesn't involve my tongue and an asshole!) so I suppose I have to pick that.
Yuck.. i just ate too!

I agree this is much better than the thread of last year.

Okay, ilovemyglo, I'll answer your question. I'd pick the threesome, without a doubt. I wouldn't even have to think about it.

I'm not having, as I call it, butt sex. Not now, not ever, and thankfully I've never had a guy even mention it. I just find it really gross. As for "tossing the salad" -- sick!!! There is NO WAY IN HELL I would do that. Butts are for poopin', period. End of story.

BTW, I asked, and it is NOT every guy's fantasy to have a finger up the butt. I read that in Glamour, too, but I think the author was smoking crack. Oh, haha, I just realized that I said *crack*.

Okay, y'all are just off the chain. This thread has certainly lived up to its title!

GC---->not for the sexually frustrated, lol.

For some reason your words have me LMAO. LMAO LMAO

Hear, hear. There is only one orifice that should be used for sexual activity, IMO. And it's not behind one's gluteus maximus gigas or below one's nose. And with that, I will exit this thread.
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HILARIOUS!!

Although I think in the context of THIS thread, this smilie:

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looks a little suggestive! LOL ;)

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You ain't never lied on that one sista. :D