to MeezDiscreet
 

OMIGOSH!!! Thank you for sharing that.. that had me CTFU!!!! lol
Not the shepard for the devil...... *gasping for air*

To the lady who came in here for treatment a few minutes ago..., you came in here because you were in a fight with some girl in the club...now I know why! You came in here because she cut a BIG AZZ slice outta your leg...could it be because you have a nasty, crappy attitude? Huh...is that why? HC don't you ever in your life come back in here and throw stuff at me? I understand that you are hurting, but I DIDN'T CUT YOU!!! Don't throw the pen back at me, the same pen that I handed to you, don't throw your insurance card at me, don't suck your teeth and ask how long it's gonna be. Don't tell me that the last time you were here, you left because we were too *expletive* *expletive* slow, I really don't care! Don't tell me that if we take too long you are leaving, I really don't care! Don't tell me that you are bleeding to death, I really don't care! (Well, yes I do...but you have a nasty attitude!)

To the ambulance drivers who brought two OTHER females in here that were fighting each other: There are how many other emergency rooms in this town, WHY did you bring them to the SAME ER and then put them SIDE BY SIDE before telling us that they were fighting EACH OTHER???? WHY? Does that not seem crazy? Don't fail to tell us that the guy who is the father of the child of one of the women is the husband of the other! That's is important!!!

To the one of the MANY detectives/deputies that have been in here tonight: You were cute!!! Shoulda got your name! ;)

Don't ya just love working with the general public? :p :o

Actually I do...I guess I get some sort of sick satisfaction from helping these fools! LOL :rolleyes:

To Teen Player #2 on Jenny Jones today: You sicken me. Your gut is OOC. How are you going to claim that you are a player just because you get the following:

• $150
• $200 shopping sprees :eek: :confused:
• Baby Ruths and Snickers
• Hair Weaves
• Baby Clothes
• Hair and Nails Done
• Taken out to eat @ IHOP, Waffle House, Dennys, and Ruby Tuesdays -- 2 words: Chain Restaurants
• Hotel Rooms -- Motel 6 does not count

You look straight SKANKY! But what took the cake was when Jenny asked: Do you do drugs? You replied: No I don't do drugs. I just smoke weed. :eek: :confused: :eek: :confused:

BUUUAHHHHHH!!!!!!:D

Baby Ruth and Snickers?!!??!!

She is talking about the candy bar, right? *lol* (I just have to ask since I am not into slang anymore).

yup candy bars. Honey if you had seen her GUT you would have known. She was 17 wearing a denim bikini top, and denim skirt accessorized with Mr. Ed's tail and Buddha's stomach.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest post of the decade.

OMG I am going to be sick
 

Today on Jenny Jones: SLOB KIDS. . . .

to guests #1 & 2: UMM YOU FOUL!! The one sister has not taken a bath in 2 1/2 months. They showed the bedroom and they found a DISINTEGRATED banana peel. The other heffa brushes her teeth once a month. The guy who showed the room was like UGH I have the tASTE of your room in my mouth. There were toenail clippings on the floor, toothpaste tubes, etc.

To Guests #3 & #4: Heffa said she wore the SAME SHIRT every day for 7 months. AIN'T NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! They do not wash their faces. It shows, looking like PUSS PALACE.

To the mothers of these heffas: Beat em and throw their azzes in the tub with boiling hot water to get the FUNK off. That funk is PAST the epidermis, it is in their ORGANS.

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OMGoodness, where do they live because I am calling their local Health Department on them! :eek:

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One was in Salem, Oregon and another was in Sacramento. I kept getting grossed out so I had to tune out.

#1 & 2 are sisters, same with #3 & 4, #5 & 6, and 7 & 8 -- gross gross gross.


#5 & 6 had iguana "poop" on their floor mixed in with iguana food, had no sheets on the beds, etc. etc. I want to see the WHOLE house to get the WHOLE story.

To the DUMB mother on Dr. Phil today and all the mothers that come on TV because they can't control their kids :rolleyes: :

How dare you come on TV and ask for "help" because your 11 year-old daughter dresses sexy and wears thong underwear!! PLEASE! It is too stupid of you to come on NATIONAL TV and say that you can't control what your daughter wears! Someone needs to beat the good sense that God gave you back into your stupid behind!

Take some parenting classes and get some good belts in your house! Don't bring your weak butt on TV with all that crying and whimpering about how you can't do anything, while your kid shouts at the audience and laughs about how they curse you, stay out all night, get drunk, smoke, have sex, dress sexy, tries to beat you up, charges at you with knives, etc. There should NEVER be days like that! Pull yourself together and get real.

To the raggedy, nasty, young girls walking the streets these days:

Don't think that you are off the hook! What in the world makes you think that it is OK to lose your virginity at 10? Do you think that's cute? Sexy? Attractive? IT'S NOT!!! Wearing your tail hanging out is NOT cute and it doesn't get you anything. GET A LIFE and GET AN EDUCATION!! How can you think that you are a woman when you can't even support yourself? How can you have sex and you don't even know how to protect yourself? Stop being so HOT in the butt and learn what it takes to be a woman. Having sex, smoking, drinking, and dressing "sexy" doesn't make you a woman.

To my unborn daughter (if I am ever blessed to have kids):

Don't EVER think that you will be a "sexy" teen that thinks she can do whatever she wants to. NOT!! I have always stuck by the notion that I would not whip my kids, but I will light a fire under your behind if the day comes. Keep that in mind.



In case y'all haven't noticed, those shows make me FURIOUS!
:mad:

To the "sisters" of the -- chapter of - - - .... : that was real cute what yawl pulled. You dont know it but Im laughin my beautiful chocolate brown ass off at yawl and will continue to do so. Im not even tripping because karma is real that visits those who deserve her. And she will be spreadin her sunshine evenly amongst yawl TRUST.

Open letter to...

CT4: I sure hope you didn't edit the above OL to remove identifying information! It's been a drama filled week. Why stop now??? LOL

MY neighbors: Can you please do a Scott's treatment on your yard, or at least cut the grass? When you have weeds in your yard that look like trees something is WRONG!! Please don't make our property values go down 'cause you are lazy!

My nephew: I know you are in college and there is a lot of peer pressure, but Auntie ain't supporting your little clothing habit anymore! Them's the LAST pair Sean John jeans you are getting from me. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :p

MY Mommie: Have I told you lately that I love you? You are a wonderful friend and I love our talks when I'm riding home from work, even though I'm going to hate getting my cell phone bill!

My co-worker: When you come to sit and "chat" for a few minutes and I turn my back on you to do some work, get the hint. I don't want to embarass you or hurt your little feelings,but I will! I got stuff to do!

My husband: Can you please finish fixing the sink in the downstairs bathroom? In the 3 months that you have needed "this tool" I could have made the d### thing! If you got in over your head then say so and just call a plumber! If you know what to do, just do the d### thing! I am tired of either having to go upstairs to use the bathroom because I can't wash my hands or washing my hands in the sink in the kitchen!

The starter of this thread: Thank you! I didn't know how theraputic it could be!

Heck no!! She had blatant profanity that is against the forum's policies.