i like song quotes for my away messages :)

Ummm,
is it just me....or are you gluttons for punishment if you choose letters for your sorority that spells out KOX(cocks)??

some of my away messages:

out being cute and sweet......who said frat guys weren't capable of that? ;)

putting mr. papa john's kids through school

at work at the super 8....call me if u need a room with hourly rates :D

and my one from last night:

Semi Formal.....Texas STYLE!! Out at Sigma Nu's Christmas in Dixie, leave a message %n.....cuz i'm not plannin on bein back online tonight ;-)

Kitso
KS 361 more witty Away messages i had on my old computer that i can't remember

KOX is the name of the fraternity my EX fiancee and his friend's created two years ago. I helped them make their webpage but it has since been deleted. They even went as far as to have secret handshakes, jackets made and all that crazy stuff. ERG~! lol

my best is...

You know, Alcoholism is the only diesease you can get yelled at for having.
"Damnit %n, you're an alcoholic!"
"Damnit %n, you have lupus!" just doesn't really work...

Found a new one from one of my friends

"I'm elsewhere, likely naked, and definately on fire."

Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.

Dancing is just a conversation between two people. Talk to me...

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday...yeah right

Alright %n I'm obviously trying to do something productive, so why are you bothering me?

I'm busy. Don't talk to me.

I'll be back as soon as I have something to procrastinate.

I'm only away because I don't want to talk to someone that's online right now. Ask yourself - Is it me?

I'm away because I'm waiting for someone cooler than you to show up.

I have a slight problem with sarcasm. Let me know if this bothers you so I can cry, feel horribly guilty, reevaluate my life, change my entire sense of humor, and downplay my intelligence so that I may converse with you on a level that you may better understand.

Hey! Where'd I go???

My friend Don's away message is my all time favorite:
"Only losers leave their instant messaging program on when they're away from the computer"
So simple but it makes me laugh every time...

Every day I beat my own previous record for consecutive days I've stayed alive...

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Hi! You have reached me, but alas I am too busy watching Yet Another Mind Numbing TV Show to be an attentive host...talk to you soon!! =)

it's official... the world is against me.



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Where did i go?!
((don't you just hate it when i do that?))

i'm a slave to eBay...

i bet you are just DYING to know what i am up to! (too bad, so sad!)

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters to no one in particular, ''Well, I guess we answered THAT question!''


Do you believe in love at first sight?
__ Yes or No

Then what about blind people?
__ Hmm, makes you think...



Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn`t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra-


Let's see if i get me some tonight... SLEEP that is! ((wink, wink))


"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Bogart


Hey... you've reached me, but i am currently too busy dealing with REALITY to attend to you... IM me if you wish to BURST my bubble... xoxo!

My current away message is

"Pretend this says something groundbreakingly witty...."

Proceed with caution. I'm not in a very good mood today. :(

My current away message says:

A little bit of info from Cosmo:
A man can burn off 8 calories unclasping your bra with two hands. With one hand, it's 12 calories. And if he uses only his mouth, he can burn off 87 calories! :D

Another one that I put up a lot is this one:

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy to get. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple will come someday...

:D :) :D :)

Love,
FAB

I've fallen a lot for that apple. I might starve to death.