I wonder what you could do to a "Benz" with a chainsaw.

Hey yall. Hope everything is ok out there for everyone. My GC time tapered off when school let out this spring. I quit my engineering internship and went to work fulltime at the restaurant I bartend at. Now I bartend and actually have a hell of a good job managing too. The money is even comparable once you factor in the gas bill for my truck with the 100 mile roundtrip to the office. I get to sleep late now, go to work, get off work, drink, then go to bed and get up and do it all again. I figure Im gonna do this my last year of school and kinda relax, seeing as how Ive been in the engineering field so I think I gotta plenty of experience to put on my resume when I graduate.

Also, I have found the mecca of all games, which is beer pong. There are 13 KA's living in my neighborhood this summer, and factor in all the sorority girls, and most of them work in the restaurant industry, and we all usually get home at the same time, and I will let you all draw your own conclusions. Im single for the first time in 9 years and I damn well mean to enjoy it.

AND WE GOT A HOOTERS IN THIS PO DUNK TOWN!!! RIGHT DAMN ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!! God help me.

Ok update on Billy is over. Thanks for wondering about me.

Best GC line: Earp, when he said tingle in my dingle to someone, and I dont know who it was. I thought that was pretty good.

I havent read alot from this UF Pike guy, but he seems to be suffering from small penis syndrome, or something comparable. Add in the fact that he is probably suffering from lack-of-nookie, and your left with el humungo douche bag. I justify my petty name calling with the bitch comment in the fat chicks post. And given the fact that he is just here to push everyones buttons, might as well sling a little shit back at him.

Kentucky people.....*Sigh*


You know its kinda funny that you are a KA. You see one night my brothers and I got drunk and cut off all the water to my toliet. we then took paper towels and dried it out. We then got a permanet marker and wrote the letters K-A on the bottom. Thus when we piss and shit, its always on top of your letters.

Also, you just now know about the beer pong game? Dude, I knew about that shit when i was in high school, which was over 4 years ago. You back woods, country ass, white honkies dont get out that much do you? Some how it doesnt surprise me that you just now found out about it. Anyone guy whos in a fraternity that has the Confederate flag in their pictures and a Civil War replica cannon outside their frat house, their always the last find shit out. Maybe I ought to give you a blood hound and slap some overalls on you, maybe then we can call you Jed Clampet.

As for using the el humungo douche bag comment, STOP playing off my comments, I called someone a douche bag on here and now your calling me one. It wasnt an idea in your head, it was me speaking in a previous post, which i may have already deleted.

As for the small penis remark. Often times i have noted that the ones who make fun of the guys with "ego problems", are normally the ones who are very jealous and usally have the little peepee. What is it with you guys on GC and your penis obsessions? Are you that anxious to see my cock?

You remind me, almost to the bad grammar ( like mine), of Ka's here. I bet you go around with a Cowboy hat on all the time and a HUGE dip of Copenhagen in your lip, am I right? I may be worng about the hat, but i'm sure you dip. And also, stop stealing ATO's drink---Bourbon---thats an ATO drink---Steve Spurrier was an ATO, dont make our football legend look bad with your stupid stories while you drink your bourbon. Although I'll have to admit, I was laughing my ass off when i read how you chopped up your TV while drunk. It reminded me of one night last fall after a football game, a Horse shitted on my foot. This was a police horse and I didnt see the cop on him. the horse ran into me and then shitted on my foot. I responded with a "High ho Silver" remark and then slapped the horse's ass. I think I spooked him cause he took off running. The other horse must have not liked me either cause he almost pissed on me, I started yelling at him and the other cop jumped off his horse, he couldnt believe why i was so mad.I told him I dont like mules anyhow, I think that pissed him off even more. I was about to be taken to jail but some of my friends that play football brought out their football cards and I took the one i looked like most and flaunted it to the cop. He then told me to go home and he would be speaking to our coach. Luckily for me I dont really play football and the guy whos Id it was, never got in trouble. Just another one of the drunken expierences.

Sorry to interrupt you guys pissing contest, but this story is freaking hilarious. I sorta question its validity, but it is hilarious nonetheless.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I kinda question it's validity too, nevertheless a horse bit my boobs once. So it may be true. :D

Honestly, next time you are standing in the middle of a street after coming out of a club and there are cops on horses around you, see if they dont write you a ticket for 90$. Thats alot better I think than getting put in jail for assulting an officer. I cant believe they consider horses officers. Besides they didnt have time to deal wiht me because we were in a back ally outside the club called Loft. There about 500 people all around us in that small ally and I think all the police wanted to do was disperse the crowd, not deal with me.

UF PIKE
 

Uhm, just a clarification, but what is wrong with people from Kentucky? I am sure you didn't really mean EVERY Kentucky Person, because I know that you, (being an educated college person) would NEVER assume that all Kentucky people are like that, especially not your precious PIKES here... I don't think your brothers would appreciate that I know I sure as hell don't!

UF_Pike,


Don't be trashing beer pong (or beirut as we call it) just because it's a drinking game that actually requires some skill to be good at it, unlike a lot of card games like asshole. Try playing four or five games in row of it and see how you're feeling after you're done, mr. "i'm so macho, yada yada yada"

In case you don't read my signature, I'm from Montana, so let all the redneck, hick, and unabomber cracks fly, since I really don't give a rat's ass. By the way, we have Pikes here too, so if you're going to generalize, you're stereotyping some of your brothers too.

This was a cool thread....
 

Attention everyone,

UMMM, CAN WE STAY ON TOPIC PLEASE? THIS THREAD ISN'T ABOUT TALKING TRASH AND HAVING A SNAPPY COMBACK! :rolleyes:


ok, another favorite of mine is was when a certain person was called by Dionysus..."

GC'S VIRTUAL PUNCHING BAG! :D

I'm going to have to say that I never liked the idea of this thread to begin with. It seems like the entire point is to degrade other people by parading their comments in front of others and show how stupid they can be.

I'm sure the *intent* was to get a few laughs but it's naturally degenerated to this.

Oh, I think it's kind of fun. I'm going to have to think of some funny things to say, though, so I can degenerate the thread.

What the Fuck, buddy?