** Shaking My Head **

I laughed about this all night long and then woke up to more no a$$ jokes... Ya'll are too much!


** CTFU **

Question: What was he doing while she was cutting his azz off??

I can't possibly think of a way to cut someone's posterior off without them being able to get away. I think he was just laying there taking it. I just have a mental picture of her sitting on the ground with him on laying across her lap and she's just slicing away.

I wonder what his walk is going to look like. We always used to tease people and say that they walk like they ain't got no azz, but I've never actually seen an assless man walking. That's got to be funny.

I know!
 

Since we are comming up with theories...they got into an argument and this is the begining of what happened...
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The rest is just HIStory.

the how
 

his was unconcious while she was getting her 'slice on'

Just sick... I still get butt shivers when I think of this mess!

y'all killin' me in here!!!
 

She started stabbing him first, remember. So he wasn't just layin' there chillin', lol. Girl, lmao, I don't know... maybe she was a big girl, and used her weight to her advantage, sat on him as she sliced.

What is a utility knife, anyway? Is that like a boxcutter? Did she slice it off in chunks, or each whole cheek. Cuz they could sew it back on? Lawd, this is hilarious.

Will he still have to wipe after doin' number two?

LOL!! WTF is a butt shiver????? LOL LOL

Re: y'all killin' me in here!!!
 

Sawrah, this is a very funny post -- I love the "big girl" allusion.
:D

Re: y'all killin' me in here!!!
 

Please stop! roflmao!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh2.gif

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Re: Re: y'all killin' me in here!!!
 

wtH kinda smily is that??? LOL!

Re: y'all killin' me in here!!!
 

See, now, this is why I love me some Ideal. She can always make a girl bust out laughing ! ! ! ! ! !