:D I am proud to say that it's not nearly that bad...today! But please stay tuned. I work with some fools!!!

Re: YUCK
 

OMG!!! CT4!! Please stop!!! I'm dying ova here!!!!! Say it ain't so!!!

To that heffa in the buffet restaurant...we saw you pour that food that the lady decided she didn't want back in the tray. How do you know she didn't touch it? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/puke.gif

To the non-driving MD/VA/DC folx...stay away from me and my truck!!:mad:

To all my sorors, sista greeks and sista friends...keep ya head up, a better day will come.

To my parents...for giving me common sense...some people parents forget that part of parenting.

To my 8th grade social studies teacher who got mad because I knew more than she did...http://www.plauder-smilies.de/splat.gif that's for you, and I still know more than you will about where I lived, so http://www.plauder-smilies.de/eviltongue.gif to you.

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/screams.gif To the customers that call my phone line,
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/rocketwhore.gif


WITH OUT YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER, SHIPPING INFO, AND WITH OUT A BRAND SPANKING NEW CATALOG, OR YOUR BILLING INVOICE. WAKE UP, AND REALIZE OUR MEMORY ISN'T ALL THAT GOOD. and YOUR COMPANY isnt' the only one we service. WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE mind readers, and we keep your isht, at the tip of our fingers. keep your damn invoices and you won't need to call me asking me about a .92 credit that we issued you months ago. YOU WORK IN THE ACCT DEPT, YOU FIGURE IT OUT. and when you are on hold, our message simply states, ASK FOR A NEW CATALOG, WE WILL BE GLAD TO SEND YOU ONE FOR FREE!!!!!! instead wasting my phone time 20 min to be exact because you don't have a new catalog, or the one you have is old and is missing pages, or you are so lazy, and think that just because you are talking to me, THAT I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT LOOK THROUGH MY CATALOG, AND TELL YOU WHAT IT IS YOU WANT TO ORDER. I HAVE OTHER CUSTOMERS that know what it is that they want. ANNNNNNND!!!!!!! when you use our ON LINE SERVICE, only YOU can place the order, AND!!!!! WE CAN NOT CHANGE IT, SO you calling and telling me that you DID NOT ORDER THOSE PRODUCTS, IS A LIE!!!!!!! AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FREE. BECAUSE when you call and say you didn't order things but really did get them, and return them damaged, because YOU don't know how to open a box neatly, IT COSTS MY COMPANY MONEY, A COST INCREASE FOR OUR CLIENTS (because once again YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY CLIENT WE HAVE) A DECLINE IN MY CO-WORKERS AS WELL AS MINE in work hours, which LEADS to less money. AND I DON'T LIKE YOU MESSING WITH MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.plauder-smilies.de/krach.gif

BANQUET CHICKEN: Booooooo to you suckas for messing with me and mine. I have been a loyal patron of your frozen chicken patties for at least 3 years. While the prize fluctuates, I still remained a loyal patron. BUT NOW you mickyfrickies have gone too far, how dare you go from 6 in a box to 5 and want to gloat about being 20% bigger. You could have increased size but kept it to 6 in a box. :mad: I did not even notice it until I realized there was one less in the box than what should have been and I for DURN sure did not notice the SIZE INCREASE!!

To the movie industry: Thank you for your fabulous cinematic offerings that will keep my students busy these next couple of days as I frantically grade papers.

To my coworker: Thank you for offering me that YUMMY bagel this morning.:D You have turned me on to Panera Bread -- my new breakfast locale beginning tomorrow morning. Sadly they don't have any in Charlotte.:(

LINA: I love your CD and for some reason listening to it on certain songs puts me in the mind of Shug Avery.:cool:

Mofo that called me last night: "Ain't it funny" how I am on your mind so much because you know you were wrong for what you did and you felt compelled to call me on both cell and home phones. HA on you that you really thought that I would answer my phones. HA on you. Speed on before you get peed on.:p

Hobby Lobby: Yesterday for the first time I wished I had a front lawn just so I could water my grass with your elephant sprinkler. :D :cool: I hope soror enjoys it just as much as I would have.:)

GC's SMILIE POLICE: :mad: Y'all love to make me edit out my smilies because you claim I included to many. I need to know what is the smilie/words ratio that I am allowed. :p Dang it, I have taken out as many smilies as I can without messing up the flow of my post. Let my people GO!! (want to use a smilie here but the smilie police won't let me!!) BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My turn
 

To mom: I am so proud of you. I know your assignment sucked, but I'm proud that you went out and did it. You stuck with it too. You know that what ever you wanna do in life, I'm behind you 10000% Thanks for being my role model, my inspiration,and my personal support system( especially the first couple of months when I was looking for a job) I love you mom

To the customers I deal with: Why ever since we did the conversion from certs to points you guys have loss your minds? Since when has the concept of basic math become so hard? So if it took 6000 points for you to earn a cert and you know have 60,000 points to redeem, that is the equivalent of how many certs? You have the equivalent of 10 certs. Oh yeah, when I ask for your credit card number, don't offer some other number and expect me to get into your account. The only way for me to get into your account is by the credit card number.

To my bosses: Umm what's the point of having a mentor line when all the mentors come in at 3pm? Umm you don't think that the people that work from 7am-2:59pm have questions? Oh yeah, I hope you get around to telling us that we are moving before we actual move. Real nice of you to let me find this bit of information out from people who don't even work in our area. I mean even the secruity guard knew before I did.

To the financial customer service reps I deal with: Do your fricking job. Stop telling these customers that my department can do things that you know we can't do. If I gotta come up there and set the record straight.....

To FT bank: Thank you for making me and all my co-workers completely and utterly miserable because of your lack of organization on how you want your new program to run. YOU GAVE US THE FRICKING SCRIPT to follow,but then get all upset when we FOLLOW WHAT YOU WROTE because we got something wrong when you were doing test calls.

To C1 bank: Thanks for telling the customers about the new and improved updated rewards list before telling us at the redemption center. That was just really nice communication on your part. Also thanks for letting us know that you'll be downloading the new stuff into our computer system some where in the neiborhood of July 1st.

Call Center Employees REPRESENT!!
 

To my follow Customer Service/Tech Support/Call Center employees ~ just let me know where & when & i'll help u blow up the joint ;)

To the customer that call me almot all day long ~ can i get y'all to pick someone who is COMPUTER LITERATE and has an UNDERSTANDING OF BASIC ACCOUNTING to call me instead of the yo-yos that call me now??

To the few customers who are computer literate & know how to clearly explain their issue (and the men who flirt ;))~ THANK YOU! You make my job easier!

To my coworkers in my department: Please realize that even though you don't hear Spanish come out of my mouth, that doesn't mean that I don't understand it. I DO know what "PUTA" means. :mad:

To my Spanish speaking students: Thanks for translating some things I didn't understand. I'll remember that when you are in between grades and I have the power of overriding a grade :D

To that jealous coworker who feels the need to pop her head in my classroom everytime she walks by: I know you told the department chairperson that I wasn't happy @ the school. Annnnd, I know you tried to take my job by telling the Assistant Principal that you felt a beginning teacher couldn't handle the self contained unit. Welllll guess what: I'm Stilllll Herrrrreeee! LOL

To the student body at my school: Thanks for not egging my car like you did some of the other teachers. It's nice to know that I'm perceived as a cool teacher. LOL


(added): To the School Board of Miami Dade County: Please realize that you made a major mistake in taking two days of our last paycheck and expecting us teachers to work without pay. Since you are FORCING us to come to work those last two days, I'll show up, but I ain't doing chit. :mad: I will be watching The Price Is Right and reading Essence. This is just a fair warning.
:p

My mama: MUCH, MUCH thanks for you putting up with me. All the time. :p

My boyfriend: You are the best thing that has happened to me in a long time! Because of you, I know what it is to truly love another person (outside of my family). My day is brightened just by the sound of your voice, and I can hardly wait until this afternoon so I can see you... who knew 2 weeks could drag by so slow?????

My Sorors/LS's: Alpha Kappa Alpha has really been such a BLESSING to me. I didn't think it was possible, but this sisterhood is even more wonderful than I anticipated. I get a little chill everytime I run into a stranger who greets me with a "Hello, soror" and stops to talk....I felt like a proud parent to come home and see some of my friends from high school who crossed this spring.... it's truly a beautiful thing. And to "The Pristine Eighteen" - it is SO AMAZING to know that I have 17 other beautiful ladies whom I trust, can depend on, and honestly LOVE from the bottom of my heart. We have been through so much together, and each of you exemplify sisterhood and personify the purpose of Alpha Kappa Alpha on a daily basis!

My grandmother: Your wisdom is infinite. It may not always seem like it, but I file away every piece of advice you give me for a later date... I want to be just like you when I grow up. :D

My daddy: I thank GOD for a father who truly loved me. It doesn't seem like it has been four years since you've been gone. I still think of you and miss you every single day, and my single aim in all I do is to make you proud of me. I wish you would have been around to see me mature past my teenage attitude - I am curious as to what kind of relationship we could have had at this point. It is just now that I'm starting to realize how much you sacrificed for me and beginning to understand the lessons you were always trying to teach me. What came off as being overprotective and strict is now clearly your love for me. I anxiously await the day when I will see you again!

Soror #1Leading Lady: For the forward you sent our e-mail circle this morning. For some reason today I was moved to tears in terms of a blessing through that e-mail. I have received countless spiritual, inspirational e-mails over the years that have spoken to me on some level but the one you sent me today spoke to me and what I am going through in terms of a job, a man, money, and just my prayer life. Thank you for not only being my soror but my friend. http://www.plaudersmilies.de/sad/bluecry.gif

CAJ: Thank you for the present and the thank you card. I have watched you grow from a curious unsure freshman to a senior who is focused, driven, and success bound and everything else I said in the 30 some odd recommendation letters I wrote for you this year. I am honored and proud that you thought enough of me as your teacher to choose my alma mater as the place where you will grow over the next four years. Even though a lot of times I "hassled" you, I am honored that you consider me a mentor and seek me out for advice, academically and personally. I came to you all as a freshman in terms of teaching and now four years later we all leave CHS, a little wiser, a little better than we came. We are all now ready to branch out and spread our wings. My best and God's blessings to you in all you do.

to all the young ladies who want to be a member of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc. - i have been a member of Delta for a month and a half!!! i am not thinking about "putting you down with my chapter sorors." i am not ready for your "campaigning." i don't want to hear you tell me "i'm thinking about pledging Delta." i'm not planning the next rush. i'm not planning on the next line. what i am planning on is working for my beautiful sisterhood, meeting new sorors, kicking it with sorors and being OWT!!! please, leave me alone!!!! at least until the fall! :rolleyes:

Please be discrete/venting
 

TO DELTA NEOS: I have been visiting other forums on the net and I am finding that there are quite a few neos out there, not being discrete about their chapter and process.
I'm not known to be to politically correct, but be mindful of what you post in cyberworld, especially when you are giving up your chapter info, line name, etc.
I mean Damn, do some things have to be constantly repeated.
Also stop trying to perp your process. When you brag about your process, most likely you haven't down ish! Be mindful of your screen name and your signature, do they match up? And stop contradicting your earlier statements, we haven't forgotten. Remember Delta isa small world.
Sorry I had to vent.

SOROR CT4,
I WUV YOU TOO!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH. I READ THAT POST AND ACTUALLY CRIED FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES!! I LUV OUR SISTERHOOD, I LUV OR BOND, AND I INFINITE X 1913 LUV MY SORORS!!!!

ok that was a special moment. Back to your regularly schedule posting!!!!

I'm so emotional right now
 

To my parents (RIP): Thank you for absolutely everything that you did for me. I didn't realize it then, but you made a lot of sacrifices for me, and I want you to know that I appreciate them. Thank you for pushing me to be better than my best. Thank you for encouraging me. Thank you for making college mandatory. Thank you for trusting me. Thank you for loving me. I miss you. :( I hope that you are proud of me.

To my 3rd Grade teacher: You told me that even if I do really well, I can always do better. I will never forget that lesson. Thank you for instilling excellence in me.

To my 10th grade history teacher: Thank you for preparing me for college. If it weren't for you, I would have never learned how to take notes in a class. Thank you for being hard on us and never letting up. Thank you for introducing us to Ivan Van Sertima. They Came Before Columbus sits on my bookshelf as I type. You have no idea how that book changed my outlook on life. Because of you, I began to unlearn all of the lies that I was taught. You helped me to begin my journey to understand my own miseducation. Thank you!!!!!

To Keeon Gregory: You introduced me to Wittenberg, where I fell in love (w/ the campus)!! If it weren't for you, my life would be completely different now. Thanks so much for recruiting me and remaining a friend all the years you were at Witt. I wish we had kept in touch, but I hope life is treating you well!!

To Dean Young: Thank you for being there for me when my parents passed. You made that time at Witt for me much more bearable (sp?). Thanks for caring, and doing more than your minimum job requirements. I hope that you are now Dr. Young, but you will forever and always be Dean Young to me!!

To Pastor Huff: Thank you for all the prayers and talks! You, too, made that time at Witt much more bearable. Thanks for helping us try to start TSS (Trauma Stricken Students). While I am sorry that you are no longer at Witt, I am glad that God allowed our paths to cross. God bless you always!!!

To Soror Dr. J: Thank you for all your hard work in bringing me into the sisterhood!!!! I appreciate each and everything that you have done for me. I truly cherish your friendship. You have always been like a sister to me, but even more so now. We grew up together. Remember, I can say I knew you when, even before that PhD!!! I love you!

To Zeta Alpha Omega chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc.: Thank you so very, very, very, very, very, very, very much for teaching me the meaning of sisterhood! I miss you all so much!!! I love you!!

To my #8: Beauty, your name personifies you 1,000 times over!! You have a heart of gold! The years that we spent at Witt together will always hold fond memories for me!! I will never forget the ORIGINAL SIX, our days at the pool, in aerobics class, at the gym, in the apartment, spending time with your daughter, trippin off of our roommate. I will never forget the time we spent together in Toledo. Thank you for being there. I cherish you and your friendship. You are such a great friend!!! You tell it like it is, and you always have my back!! I love you, Sands!!!

To my #15: You helped me survive, and you probably don't even know it. You might think I was there for you, but Sands, you were really there for me. You know that you are always in my prayers!!! You know I have your back, because I AM your back!! I love you girl!

To my other 14 Diamonds: I love you ladies dearly, and miss you even more!!! We are all over the country now, sometimes it saddens me that we may never be together as one again. But we will always have our memories.

To my dear friend of 16 (gotta love that number!!) years, Carla: Girl, we have been through it, and remained the closest of friends. I know we don't hang out all that much, but that doesn't mean I won't miss you when you're gone. You do realize that this will be the first time in YEARS that we will be in different places. Does this mean I'll have to move to Charlotte?

To Novella: You are really trippin, and I'm not even sure what to say about you right now. You are MIA, and I am worried. I can only pray that you are OK. PLEASE let us know at some point in time that you are OK. All I need is a MOO HEFFA! That's it. I miss your funky butt.

To that last Cow: Heffa, you keep me in stitches. You know you are always in my prayers. Remember, no one will ever take better care of the Exquizit One that herself. DO YOU!! Love you!!

To my Sorors Carla and Camara: You ladies have really exemplified sisterhood to me! I have enjoyed all of our dinners and all of our talks. I can't wait til we do it in Nashville!!!

To Loverman: We may have our ups and downs, but I can only say that I Love You!!! In spite of whatever you've done, you have ALWAYS taken care of me. I haven't had to go without anything. If I have ever needed ANYTHING, you have been there. I will always be here for you, and you will always hold a special place in my heart. Keskibutt!!

To my Snowflakes: "Now and Forever, you are a part of me, and the memory cuts like a knife. Didn't we share the ecstacy, didn't we share the daylight, when you walked into my life. Now and Forever, I'll remember, all the promises still unbroken. And think about all the words between us, that never needed to be spoken. We had a moment, just one moment, that will last beyond a dream beyond a lifetime. We are the lucky ones. Some people never get to do, all we got to do. Now and Forever, I will always think of you!!" (-Carol King) ******

To CAJ one more time: Your Instant Message tonight bought tears to my eyes. I thank you for your words because since I have announced my departure from school, I have received congratulations but there are still students who want me to stay. I will miss all of you truly, well not ALL, but MOST of you all. Keep striving for the best in ALL YOU DO.

I know you all might feel like I am leaving you but as we all must do it is time for me to SPREAD MY WINGS. This leaving is not a rejection of you and my relationship with you but a stepping stone to advance my career.

I am blessed to have know you and your families, to have worked with you, to have laughed with you, cried with you, cheered at games with you, did the Cha Cha slide with you, :eek: yelled at you, wrote you up, gave you a detention, etc. etc. etc. Thank you Thank you thank you.

Hey, I am glad that you decided to stay with us these four years and you have decided to continue teaching because, you may not have realized it by now but, you have touched many lives (even if people at school were not able to pronounce your name) and to be able to do that is a distinct gift, because not many people have the ability to have such an abundant, positive, influence on lives as you did. Wherever you go (including north carolina) i wish you the best of luck!! See you sunday!!


To Kirk Franklin: I thank you for your ministry of song. I thank you for allowing God to use you for so many CDs that have BLESSED me in my high times and my low times. I am a little upset that they cut your performance tonight but I have listened to the CD all this week and have been blessed over and over and over and over and over and over by the words, melodies, instrumentation on your CD.

TO ESSENCE AWARDS: Boooooooo for cutting Kirk's performance short. You coulda killed that Ashanti performance.

TO CHANTE MOORE: Them shorts were KHAKI DRAWS, go get some clothes on. Take off your 3 year old daughter's shorts or stop washing your colored clothes in hot water. :mad: :p :o