Satanic dancer??
 

HAHAHAHA! That is so funny! Of course I am partial to Tiny Dancer since that's my favorite song that I made my screen name. Has nothing to do with my dancing ability.

Another Elton John funny - a friend of mine thought "Saturday night's all right for fighting; get a little action in" was "Saturday night's all right for fighting; even in an election year." I laughed myself sick over that one.

That Kissthisguy site is really funny; when you have some time to kill, check it out.

I thought in Billie Jean he said "but the Chad is not my son" Like Chad was the baby's name?

When I was little I had a Disney record and Donald sang Disco Duck. Well, he would say "Boogie! Boogie!" I swore it was "Foot head! Foot head!" When my parents asked why he would say foot head I said it was a dance move. I then proceeded to sit on the floor, grab my leg, and pull my foot to my head!!

There was also an early 90's song sung by some one or two hit wonder group. Some big guy was the lead singer, and he wore a piece of black lace over one of his eyes. Well, this song's chorus was "I'll die without you" and my friend thought it was "I'm a doll without shoes"

To this day, my mother swears that Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady" is really "do the dragon lady." We were watching Mrs. Doubtfire (u know, the part where s/he was playing soccer with the kids) and my mom is like, "what does this song have to do with anything?" She still doesn't believe me :)

Any song by pearl jam are ones that i can't understand... esp "yellow ledbetter" (god i hope that is correct). I can't understand any of the lyrics but it's a pretty song anyway... :rolleyes:

i had some friends in a local band that sounded a lil like ozomatli. However, you still couldn't understand anything. Turns out I was trying to figure english lyrics to a song sung in spanish. (puts on dunce cap :p )