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AlphaSigLana 04-29-2003 02:24 PM

Yeah someone else thinks Ignition is dumb! I can't stand it when he saysGive me a beep beep, a toot toot
I'm laughing as I read this and hoping no one in the library is paying attention.

LeslieAGD 04-29-2003 02:39 PM

Maybe the "Ignition" song's lyrics are dumb, but I like it! :)

aurora_borealis 04-29-2003 02:55 PM

My friend was very bored and idle at work one day. She took the lyrics from "Ignition" and rewrote them to analyze all the pedophilia and pervert references R. Kelly was subliminally saying. She also rewrote "Bonnie and Clyde 03" by JayZ and Beyonce to "Me and My Hair Weave". She always makes up her own lyrics to songs and sings along to the radio.

Our current favorite is in "Pimp Juice"
"You ain't from Russia why you rushing around" cracks us up.
"He was a boy she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious" I just hate Avril...I want to strangle her with that dumb tie.

Rio_Kohitsuji 04-29-2003 03:50 PM

"...and semen stains the mountain tops, and semen stains the mountain tops..."

Sorry...this song is called "Communist Daughter", I can't remember the band, but man..they were odd.

Im_just_me 04-29-2003 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by ladybug1116
R. Kelly's entire "Ignition" song. Totally cracks me up though. Some of the local DJs did a "dramatic poetry reading" of the song on their morning show. It was extremely funny! :)
Where you listening to 95.7 Jamz?? If so, I remember that day. I was driving to school craking up. The people in the car next to me prolly though I was crazy...lol...:D

ladybug1116 04-29-2003 06:12 PM

I think I was listening to 103.7....but it was possible they copied their idea and used it. (By the way I can't stand those new morning people Ace and TJ or whatever!)

sigtau305 04-29-2003 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by prettypoodle6
oh my goodness!!!! feeling on your booooootttttty is the worse SONG ever!!!!

i dont know how folks can listen to it!

(towards the end.... boo-ttty, boo-hooo-ty, booo-hoo-hoo-hooty.... can this man be more serious?)

maybe not the song , but the video for "feeling on your booty" was cool.

sigtau305 04-29-2003 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Bridget3D


What's the artist and the name of this song where this guy who once "got caught doing it in a Burger King bathroom" (80's rap song)?

the name of the group is Digital Underground

AlphaGamDiva 04-29-2003 07:42 PM

mandy's first lil song.....

blah, blah, blah, "i'm mis-sin you like candaaaaaaaaay"

eh? missing like candy? who? what? okaaaay?

maybe i've misunderstood what she's singing all this time, but if you can't enunciate, please shut up. :) i can't handle it when i can't understand what ppl are singing....i love christina aguilera, but she gets her words all jumbled together, and for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY what in the heck is mystical saying at ANY point?

"u keep bumpin me against the wall....and i know i let it slide b/fo....but until you see me.....trust me...you ain't seen bouncin back"---is that even right?!? it took me forever to figure all that out.......let alone "shake your ass"....i think i can pick out about 10 words total....shake, ya, ass, watch, yo'sef, show, me, what, cho', workin, with...ok, 11..... ;)

AXJules 04-29-2003 08:10 PM

OK I HAVE WON THE COMPETITION:

A new song called Stepdaddy. Who the hell sings this?? Anyone???


Well anyway these little kids are like, singing, and this really mean guy raps:
-I'ma call your mama
-Call my mama
I'ma tell your mama
(Kids) tell my mama
You're so bad
(Kids) I'm so bad, you just mad cuz you aint my dad

This song seriously blows!!!! Anyone else heard it?? Then the kids are singing the itsy bitsy spider and he's yelling "shut up! go to bed!" wow................

breathesgelatin 04-29-2003 10:16 PM

Can anyone say....
 
Eddie Murphy??

"My girl likes to party all the time, party all the time, party all tiiiiiiiiiiiiiime"
BLEH STUPID

Another LFO gem is their song "I wanna sex you up" (not a single)

"I wanna sex you up! UHHHHH! Come girl let's get it on!"

shopgirl 04-29-2003 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by navane
I don't have a problem with Shakira's song. I interpreted that lyric to mean, "I've got small breasts and, really, that isn't a bad thing." 'Cause you know, men seem to favor women with big breasts....

Also, don't forget that Shakira is a Latin artist who eventually crossed over into mainstream play. "Whenever, Wherever" is called "Suerte" on her Spanish language album. The lyric you all are talking about translates pretty much the same in both languages as she sings it. However, let's not forget that a lot of songs which go from Spanish to English can get the lyrics sort of messed up as word for word English translations won't always fit the music.

Just a thought.

.....Kelly :)

Yeah, I totally understand that.
Like I stated before, I have come to like her. (I think it was that time in my life...another story)
And as a woman with small breasts, I love that message!;)

White_Chocolate 04-30-2003 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AXJules
OK I HAVE WON THE COMPETITION:

A new song called Stepdaddy. Who the hell sings this?? Anyone???


Well anyway these little kids are like, singing, and this really mean guy raps:
-I'ma call your mama
-Call my mama
I'ma tell your mama
(Kids) tell my mama
You're so bad
(Kids) I'm so bad, you just mad cuz you aint my dad

This song seriously blows!!!! Anyone else heard it?? Then the kids are singing the itsy bitsy spider and he's yelling "shut up! go to bed!" wow................

if this song blows, why is it receiving big time air play?
it's one of those things that unless you relate, you don't get it.

Peaches-n-Cream 04-30-2003 10:23 AM

good gracious, ass is bodacious

Actually, that's not too bad. lol! :p

AXJules 04-30-2003 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by White_Chocolate
if this song blows, why is it receiving big time air play?
it's one of those things that unless you relate, you don't get it.

Um no really, I do get it. Just b/c I don't have a stepdad doesn't mean I can't understand...but lets not act like its "quality rap". The day that some little kid yelling "You aint my dad" to a horribly repetitive melody is considered a "good" song is rapidly approaching and it scares the shit out of me. Trust me, big time air play is NO guarantee that there's anything quality on the radio.
Even if you think it is, that has nothing to do with it. This thread is about dumb lyrics, and those lyrics are stupid. End point.


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