HC, CT4, our LS peeps are acting crazy today?

HC I can understand you know who, but I don't understand JB acting contrary?:confused:

HC I'm going to go to KFC, get Popcorn Chicken and mix it with fresh pasta (no RONZONI, err, Luffa :p), lemon juice, broccoli and olive oil?

How come
 

How come Honey Kiss1974 is a sweetie
How come I thank you for the support

How come fine by design, seduction by plant is wild

How come Ideal08 coined my office as a HOT MESS a long time ago

How come there should be an Oscar category for the most interesting HOW COME message
How come I couldn't narrow that down

HC that's why I don't mess with Listservs no more
HC you never know who you're talking to
HC it ain't worth no frustration

HC Actually I was just thinking today that they are not all that bad.

HC I called you yesterday and you didn't return my call?:mad:

HC You don't leave messages?:p
HC I'm glad you're beginning to like them?

HC CT4 is soooooooooooo COOL?
HC She's the highlight of alot of our days?
HC She's a prime example of Greek love?
HC She's just as good to Alpha Kappa Alpha's SFs?


HC Steeltrap still needs to school me on some music?
HC I'll hit her up on PM?

HC Novella likes to be incognegro?
HC I wanna fight her on Friday?:p

HC I'm koo-koo yall?
HC?

HC oh my dayum?
HC she done made me cry?
HC for real, I am not shucking and jiving or selling wolf tickets?
HC I am the type of person who is cool with the person not dependent upon organizational interests?
HC if I restricted myself to my sorors only, I would be missing out on a lot of cool people who have helped foster a stronger sense of sisterhood?
HC that would also mean I would have about 1000 less posts?:p
HC at first I felt "weird/uncomfortable" coming over to this forum back when I first joined?
HC that is stupid?
HC this forum is my second home?

HC I was really trying to have 1913 posts by my founder's day on Sunday?
HC it most likely won't happen?
HC I am grateful for the interaction on GC?
HC I am especially thankful for the relationships I have fostered via GC?

HC I am really touched by Exquizit's words?
HC you never know whose life you have touched?
HC SOUL FOOD comes on in 23 minutes and I cannot wait?

HC there was just too much good stuff on T.V. last night.
HC I was trying to flip back and forth between the AMA's, Cribs & Soul Food.
HC after about 2 minutes of the AMA's, I realized that Soul Food was my first priority.
HC Damon/Boris is going to be my 2nd husband.
HC he epitomizes the word FINE.
HC he looks like a little chocolate pudding pop!!!
HC...whew.....i have to exhale a little bit.
HC Terri better get it together quickly and take that man back.

HC I also flipped to Cribs to see Mariah Carey.
HC her "cha-cha's" were about to fall out of her little dress, which was v-cut all the way down to her "other stuff"
HC she took the cameras in to see her scandilous "lingerie" closet, but said that she didn't want to take them to see her bedroom because she wants to keep some things "PRIVATE".
HC she couldn't have kept her THONGS private, too.
HC she changed her clothes into a negligee to show the cameras in her bathroom.
HC she put a towel over her and then took off her little "get up" and got in the water.
HC her bathroom was TIGHT though!

HC I'm sleepy today after staying up all night watching TV.
HC there's never anything on TV and then 3 good things all come on at the same time.
HC that really ticks me off.

HC I'm having the hardest time with my GC Oscar nominations?
HC I must not be the only one?
HC I didn't win last year?
HC?
HC There are so many folks that are hated on?
HC It's hard to narrow that one down?

HC It's that time of the year that I smell money?
HC It's actually my loan check? :p
HC I'm also smelling tax refund?
HC I'mma be a thousandaire?:p :D

HC My brat woke up in a wonderful mood this morning?
HC She put me in one too?
HC I told her to have a good day while kissing her goodbye?
HC I also told her "You look beautiful dahling"?
HC That one silly remark made her whole face light up?
HC It's the small things that can make a child's world that much brighter?

HC CT4 is watching the Green Mile?
HC I KNOW she's gonna boo hoo?

HC Free and AJ on 106&park are a hot mess?

More............................
 

HC I just saw the Green Mile sunday?

HC I did boo hoo?

HC I was glad that Percy got what he deserved?

HC I'm at work on GC?

HC I've been on ebay all morning looking for Fendi handbags?

HC I'm to cheap pay full price at Nordstroms?

HC I said this year I would save more money?

HC it is so hard?

HC I missed Soul Food last night? :-(

HC I love The Simpson's cartoon and Married With Children re-runs?

HC y'all acting like I'm the only one *lol*?

HC I saw my high school enemy again?

HC this time I kept right on walking because i didn't feel like seeing her fake a$$ again?

HC this is the second time in a week?

HC this is the end of my post?

HC

How come
 

How come I'm planning a parent orientation
How come only 1 of 3 co-workers will be there
How come I am that one
How come they are playing me dirty
How come I don't care anymore
How come I can handle it by myself
How come I'm going to call human resources to see if I'm required to give a two weeks notice
How come when I get a new job I want to just dip :o

Doo doo brown...
 

HC?
HC YALL?
HC this guy that works in my office was chitty today?
HC I am serious, he was pretty d*mn chitty?
HC, let me break it down and clarify it for you???
HC HE CHITTED ON HIMSELF?
HC... in his pants... in his chair... in the office... a cube (approx. 7 feet) away from where i was standing... ????
HC he is GROWN AS HELL?
HC Diapers?
HC Pampers?
HC Huggies?
HC Depends?
HC he didn't feel it coming?
HC he scooted in his seat to the bathroom?
HC he walked back to his desk?
HC he was walking funny?
HC it's like his *cheeks* were stuck together?
HC WHERE DID HE LEAVE THE CHAIR?

HC I am roaring over here?
HC the thought of it?
HC UGH?
HC DAYUM?
HC NASTY AZZ?
HC DAYUM?
HC, did i say... UGH?
HC?

HC he got another chair?
HC WHERE WAS THE OTHER CHAIR?
HC he was sitting right there, in his chitty pants?
HC he didn't go home?
HC someone asked if he was ok?
HC he said YES?
HC UMMMM, NO?
HC, for a healthy "normal" adult, it is ABNORMAL (and hence, NOT OK) to boo-boo in one's pants?
HC it makes it 9,000,000 times worse to commit such a heinous act in the presence of anyone other than GOD??
HC DAYUM?
HC UGH?
HC CHITTY MOFO?
HC?

HC we were laughing?
HC for a looooong time?
HC in his face?
HC as though he wasn't there?
HC there WAS a smell for while?
HC he didn't go home?
HC DAYUM?
HC UGH?
HC dookie booty?
HC?

HC I got a phone call?
HC CT4?
HC I couldn't even begin to convey my disgust?
HC one can only provide laughter in such instances?
HC he didn't go home?
HC Dayum?
HC UGH?
HC he had on khakis?
HC HE DIDN'T GO HOME?
HC???
HC?????

HC I still can't gain cognition of the reasoning behind finishing his day at work?
HC UGH?
HC Dayum?
HC EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA?
HC grown azz??
HC HOLD YOUR BOWELS???
HC he kept working as though we weren't talking about him?
HC we kept talking about him as if he weren't there?

HC streaker?
HC stainer?
HC?

HC, Novella, that is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time?

HC I will read everyone else's comments after I come back to work in the morning?:)

Indeeeeeeeed
 

HC doo doo brown indeed?
HC I wanna rock right now?

HC I am over here hollering like I have not heard the story earlier?
HC that is pretty chitty?
HC CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG?
HC the missing chair is probably somewhere hyperventilating?
HC this definitely should get recognition for 2002 GC Oscars?

HC i am having a tooooooough time picking folks for this year's GC Oscars?
HC it will take me until the deadline to get my nominations together?

HC I have been sooooooooooo sleepy all week?
HC it is a combo from my road trip, staying up late one night?
HC it has caused me to be really chill this week?
HC sleep is an important part of my life?

HC earlier this evening I received a HEALTH report on the importance of drinking water?
HC I am going to TRY to drink one whole bottle of water a day on my work days?
HC water is so tasteless?

HC this is my first ever HC?

HC I really like my new job,, but hate that I can't post during the day?

HC the CHITTY co-worker story had me laughing so loud?

HC I know you had to make that up

HC I would have to quit my job if that was me?

HC just the thought of it is making me laugh again?

HC y'all HC???

Re: Doo doo brown...
 

Seeeeee, ......

HC I am sitting here LMPGBO!!!
HC, seriously though, he needs to get that checked out?
HC, how old is he?
HC, I'm not even going to speculate...whoa! :eek:

HC just when I'm over my laughing spell this didn't make it any better:


HC, I'm back ROTFLMPGBO!