- Truckers. Everyone else complains that they go too fast. I need to live inyour town, because here they all go about 20 mph on I-10. In the fast lane. I know they bring us all our goods, blah, blah. But they should only be allowed to drive midnight to 6am. Everything else; shipped by train. (In particular, the trucker who is making a delivery, trying to make a right turn and cuts into your lane at the light and blocks the intersection and stared at you so you gotta back up so they can make the turn. I am like, hey jack ass, its called a business park. Move your $hit there so I dont have to deal withthis crap.

- Dumb paople in general. Guy at the grocery store who takes his crap outta the cart and then leaves it there. I am like, hey, I guess its your first time at a grocery store so I'll explain the rules to ya. I dont shag your cart. You gotta handle your own crap.

-People who drive and talk on the phone, and get into a serious conversation so they slow down to concentrate. ON the freeway. I dont think the "hang up and drive" bumper sticker is doing it anymore. I advocate making peoples phone numbers their liscense plate numbers so you can call them yourself and tell them to get the hell over so you can pass.

UGH
I am so gonna get shot one day.

LOVE IT! ha ha ha

-The people who puke in my boyfriends driveway (he lives near bar)

-My exroomate who got caught plagarizing when she stole my other roomates paper but didn't get in trouble because her parents donate money to our school.

-My ex-friend who stole my AIM password, signed on my acount and IMed everyone on my buddylist telling them what a bitch I am.

-Religious fundamentalists (NOT religious people in general but fundamentalists like the Taliban)

-The collect calling ads with David Arquette and Carrot top. How often do any of us even call anyone collect anyways?

1. Bill collectors who call for my roommates that I always lie to and tell them they are not there

2. Retarded a^* customer service people that you call for whatever assistance and they don't know anything

3. People who are jealous of you and make smart remarks everytime they see you

4. Pop up internet adds

5. People who are always begging you for money

6. Annoying relatives

7. Credit card telemarketers that call early in the morning

8. People who ask questions they already know the answers too just to hear themselves talk

9. Dumb people in general

another one...
 

People who owe me money, and keep telling me that they can't pay me back because they don't have the cash, but then go out partying and shopping every weekend while I'm sitting at home because I need the freaking money!!!!!! :rolleyes:

but..
they are going away
isn't that the problem.
you should want them to come around more.
pay you.
then go away.
but not go away until they pay you.

;)

My future sister-in-law is also named Diana, not Diane, if she were here she'd sympathize...but she's not so I'll do it for her.

i'd like my boss to go away.

except on paydays, he can stop by on paydays, but only long enough to pay me, then be on his way

Nah, the person I'm talking about isn't going away. She's calling me EVERY Saturday night, usually around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk on her cell phone, telling me what a great time she's having at the bar with the girls and wanting to know why I don't go out with her. :rolleyes:

Yet when I inquire about the money she owes me, she gets all defensive and says that she can't give me what she doesn't have. Suddenly she needs the money to buy Christmas gifts for her two kids, and to pay bills with since her husband isn't bringing in much cash right now.

Either pay me the money, or quit calling me at o'dark thirty on the weekends for the express purpose of telling me what a great time you're having drinking away the cash that's rightfully mine. One or the other will be just fine, please! :mad:

My boyfriends freakin ex-wife who keeps calling my cell phone and hanging up-its driving me CRAZY!!:mad:

People who spell my last name or listen correctly when I do spell it.
"Ok, I'll spell it for you, C-U-M-M-I-N-G. Did you get that?"
"Oh, was there an 'S' on the end?"
"No, did I say there was? I'm pretty sure I know my last name"
"Ok, so, Cummings then?"
UUGGHH! Stupid stupid people!!!:mad:

It wouldn't be so bad if it was every once in a while, but it is EVERY time! And I've never even heard of someone with an S on the end!

That mother in law thing...dear lord...I would have laughed out loud!!!!!

I can't stand people who can't correctly use the English language (I am talking about native speakers here...I have nothing against people who speak it as a second language, 'cause hey, at least they know 2 languages, right?)

People who think that when we try to help them at Bath and Body Works that we are on commission...HELLO!!! We are not on commission and we don't get paid any more $$$ to be nice than we would to be a bitch!

Managers at BBW who have no life and think that the fact that they work there makes them hip. No way sista...get a real job. (and yes, I work there, however it is only a Christmas job, so I can say that...that's the beauty of going to college and getting a real job later).

Spoiled children...or adults for that matter.

People with diarrhea mouth (i.e. They say whatever comes to mind, however inappropriate or secret it may be, because they cannot physically hold it in).

"That's an unusual name you got there - how's it pronounced, Greg?"

"Oh, just like it's spelled - F, O, C, K, E, R. Focker."

Re: People you wish would go away...
 

Hey, don't be mad at me just because your sorority house is a trailor!

- These women who are at least 50 years old and walk around in these tight mini skirts and tops, with their big bellies hanging all over the place.

- The manager of my apartment building who can't seem to leave a package out on a table for me to pick up, but instead locks it up in a cabinet and I have to call her three times to get it!

- The annoying girl who works with me and can't ever spell check a document. Apparently it's against her religion :)

- Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz...if you haven't seen Vanilla Sky, I highly recommend it, but these two need to then go away :) Cameron Diaz is as classless as they come and Penelope, well, she stole Tom Cruise ;)