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frangiblefacade 04-27-2012 07:46 PM

I banged cookie monster

GammaPhi88 04-28-2012 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by PiKA2001 (Post 2141731)
Please enlighten me.

How could a guy bang (have sex with) a condom?

It made a lot more sense when I was deep in the abyss of studying for my property law final. The next morning not so much.

Maybe he shot the condom with a gun. And it went bang.

I'm overthinking this.

aephi alum 04-28-2012 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AGDee (Post 2141914)
My kids have, on occasion, taken to saying "yo momma" lines at the dinner table, jokingly insulting each other. I cough and clear my throat loudly when this occurs, and blink a lot. It's pretty damn funny...lol (only because I know they are joking around and the first time, when they realized they were both insulting me, we all cracked up).

My mother-in-law once called my husband a son of a bitch.

It took her a while to realize she'd just called herself a bitch...

(she is)

lovespink88 04-28-2012 11:21 AM

I raped a pimp and so did my fiance. (I'm older by one day, born same year and everything!)

sigmagirl2000 04-28-2012 11:45 AM

I slapped a pimp.... and my fiance robbed a chair (I think he needs to join the "mine doesn't make sense club")

AOII Angel 04-28-2012 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lovespink88 (Post 2142035)
I raped a pimp and so did my fiance. (I'm older by one day, born same year and everything!)

My fifth grade teacher and her husband had the same birthday, then their daughter was born the same day. To beat that trifecta, you need a straight!

Honeykiss1974 04-28-2012 09:29 PM

I hugged a pimp!

*which is true actually*


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