Rock the boat, rock the boat, work it in the middle, change positions. As much money as I'm makin, I know I can do better, that's why I'm gonna....

...become a White House Intern.

Yup, I sho am. Cuz I been doin what Monica did fo free fo years. So I figure why not hook the president up, so I can get me a Jenny Craig deal.

And when i make all that money, I'ma . . . . .

...(**shaking head**) Neva'mind, there I go talking 'bout my dreams an' stuh... Don't nobody wanna hear 'bout dat. Hell, folks do be undahstan'in me nohow. I can remember, growing up, how all the kids used to say I was high s'diddy cuz I thought I could make some real money an' drive me a Camry, hell maybe even a Lexus. Shoo' in high school I got voted Most Likely To...

I'll help train you!
 

:)


Hey sexy;

if you need help trainin' to be an intern, I volunteer to help ya baybeeeeeeee:D

don't know what in the heyall OA is talking about
 

Have No Babies Fo' I Get Outta HUHR School but shooooot look at me now, I have da twins, Aunesty and Integrity cuz that is impo'tant for kids to have and then I had Justice. I tell you girl, my life is . . .

gettin' on da right track tho. Shoot, I mean, I been gettin' skraight "Cs" in HUHR school, and the otha day, I aint even burn nobody scalp! :D ***gold tooth shining*** ANYWAY, ... wait, hold up... (turns up radio) ***singing and snapping 9 inch blue nails*** "Won't be no hatoratin', holleratin'...." Ooooh, dat's my JAM ! Anyway, yeah, I went back to my old high school the otha day, and they was like...

"Guuuurl, you loooked cute"--well, everybody said dat except this one heffa I neva liked dat was all hatin and stuh cuz I did my hur in da bomb turquoise cornrows to match my turquoise dress...

But n-e-wayz, I was conversatin' wit all da homies dat went to school wit me and found out dat...

dis one trick dat had been da student council president and head cheerleadah, yeah she had thought she was all that, till I put her head in the toilet one year, always walkin round thankin she was so cute, ain't nobody dat dayum cute, but anyways, found out dat trick is CRACKED out. Hmph, useta talk about me, shoood, least I gots me a job, I gets paid, and plus huhr school gon pay off, anyways, somebody said, what was dat chile's name, Turniquetta I think, somebody said Turniquetta was on the boulahvard wearin...

a GARANIMALS warm up suit and that ISHT is tight like a mug. She done had it since the 3rd grade but just cuz she is 4'11 she thanks she can still dress in the kids departments. That stanking heffa get on my nerves. She needs to be thankful I got saved the other week and God told me not to kick ass no mo cuz I still want to kick her ass for telling Devonte back in the 11th grade that I was trying to get with his cousin CREVONTE. She just needs to give thanks that I am saved and trying to be Christafied. Then my cousin told me that . . .

the only reason Pastor wants us young ladies to get saved is so he can baptize us and see some young stuff in a wet robe. You know First Lady ain't letting NOTHING go on at their house ever since she found out that he and the Choir Director used to fool around, back when they was living in the "world." So First lady think that by holding out on her husband, that'll teach him a lesson. Hmmph! don't she know that a man...

gon' be a man r'gardless. Yeah, but then, I saw this girl I used to hang wit' sometimes, Christina Lou. Da whole crew hateded her, but she could be cool as a mug sometimes! When I saw her I was like, "Gurrrl, you still heah? You aint got yo diplome' yet?" She was like, "Yeah honey, I need at least a 2.0 and another credit before I can get out, so I's jes' figured I'd take P.E. and kill 2 birds with one stone!" Then she said, "Hey, let's go to my house!" So we was on our way to her trailer park when...

We got hit by this Lexus while we was drivin up in her '87 Pinto!!!Dat man was drivin all fast and stuh, and not lookedin were he wah goin'...So me & Christina bof got out dar cara and I was like "My Neck!! My Back!! My neck and my back!!!" fakin and stuh, shood--he don't know if I wah really hurtin' or not, and I tapped Christina and whispered to her "Lay down on da groun'!!!" And she did too...shood, $$$$ ain't a thang, like JD said but is to me...

But, n-e-wayz, after we lait on da groun...

until the ambulance came and took us away to the funny farm.