I must say, I envy those of you in sororities that have nice small mascots like ladybugs and squirrels. You cannot imagine how difficult it is to sneak a giraffe into a chapel. Of course, with a dolphin, you have to worry about not just the dolphin but also the water...

Be jealous all you want, but using squirrels as nipple clamps really hurts, and the shots you need to get afterward just add icing to the cake.

Two words. Dove poop.

Yeah, that's easy to clean up. Just think about how much bamboo we need to keep our panda happy. Must keep panda happy!

Not when you have a dove for every active! And 2 for the officers!

Oh no I've said too much!

You have it easy. You know how many mice we need to keep our owl fed?

Our chapter owl is pretty low maintenence, I feel bad for the girls who feed and clean him though. :D

I'd feel more sorry for the girls who feed the ADPi Ritual Lion.:eek:

Hey, they have to do something with the pledges that don't make it.

Nice kitty... niiiice kitty......

<--- is suddenly glad giraffes are herbivores

lets just be honest...

dolphins: you can ride them, they're adorable, they do tricks, travel in pods and have BLOWHORNS.
owls: they hoot, have really good hearing, can fly and poop every 15 minutes.

just my (absolutely) biased opinion... ;)

Well, either way, the girl is lucky - neither house has a phrase, rhyme or a song made up about them that is unflattering....:rolleyes: