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DaemonSeid 05-14-2010 11:36 AM

Hari Krishnas??

are they still around??

Ghostwriter 05-14-2010 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ForeverRoses (Post 1929112)
Really? Maybe it's just where I live, but I seem to have people of all different faiths showing up at my door. I sometimes wonder if they are going to fight with each other if they are all in the neighborhood at the same time! But, I can usually guess what group they are with based on dress and day of the week.

I usually start inviting the visitors/proselytizers to come to my church. I offer them literature. If I make a big deal out of it they leave pretty quickly. Doesn't work all the time, though.

I got the message as well. I think he or she was going in alphabetical order.

Drolefille 05-14-2010 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by honeychile (Post 1929161)
I live less than a mile from a LDS Mission House. Guess who visits me often?

Clearly you need to do something so insane you end up off their list. Try to convert them to worship your pet poodle. Answer the door covered in 'satanic' face paint. Answer eating meat and start talking a lot about your neighbor who is missing and... would they like to have some dinner?

dreamseeker 05-14-2010 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1929335)
Clearly you need to do something so insane you end up off their list. Try to convert them to worship your pet poodle. Answer the door covered in 'satanic' face paint. Answer eating meat and start talking a lot about your neighbor who is missing and... would they like to have some dinner?

LOL! *dead*

Drolefille 05-14-2010 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamseeker (Post 1929364)
LOL! *dead*

I thought of a better one. Answer the door and give them a pamphlet about the greatness of Eywa. Best if you have blue facepaint and a large dog who puts up with costuming. Oh and long hair/long haired wig.

dreamseeker 05-14-2010 09:42 PM

lol. its a toss up between the satanic paint and eating meat for me. or maybe those two could be combined. :D

honeychile 05-14-2010 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Drolefille (Post 1929335)
Clearly you need to do something so insane you end up off their list. Try to convert them to worship your pet poodle. Answer the door covered in 'satanic' face paint. Answer eating meat and start talking a lot about your neighbor who is missing and... would they like to have some dinner?

I go one better - I ask them in to discuss genealogy, get out some charts, and ask them about one of my "brick walls". :D But you have some great ideas!

Drolefille 05-14-2010 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by honeychile (Post 1929371)
I go one better - I ask them in to discuss genealogy, get out some charts, and ask them about one of my "brick walls". :D But you have some great ideas!

Ah clever, USE them before you ditch them ;)

As long as you don't mind post-mortem baptism that is.

Drolefille 05-17-2010 04:50 PM

I no longer have Allah in my inbox.. but... this:
Quote:

heyy guh
How is you doin guhh? it been so long since we talked? is yo brotha out of the pen yet? i is bout ot have my baby! i is gonna name her honda charisma! my mane rashad is got him a job at da post office. he be soo sexy in that uniform. did us finally get yo weave fixed? i is got to run my mama done robbed the sto again. lata guhh


friedchickenesha fingerlickindedra goode

knight_shadow 05-17-2010 04:52 PM

^^^ That makes me sad at life :(

Drolefille 05-17-2010 04:53 PM

Yeah I'd like Allah back please.


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