^^^ Got me arrested for jaywalking

^^^recalled the spirit of frodob.....

Had sex with Frodo Baggins and had his babies (6 of them) and then forced me to baby sit.

^^^Refused to listen to the proselytizing of the Baby Baggins and made them cry

^^^Became a member of the TeaBagger Party and wrote in Sara Palin for president in 2008 on my absentee ballot.

Now that was just low. :(

^^told Palin I wanted to be BFFs

^^ Conspired with the CIA and Illuminati to turn my grandmother's beloved dachshund into an alien.

^^^Is an alien and stole my lightsaber.

LOL!

IDK my BFF Sarah? :p


^^^Told Madmax where I live

^^ along with all the rest of you, made me get addicted to this flippin forum, thereby wasting hours and hours of my life!

^^^gave me a sit n spin for my birthday

^^ puked on my new carpet after sitting and spinning on his birthday

^^ farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye

Left a tray of lutefisk in my car on a hot day.

Gave me a hot dog and told me it was made from cows. Instead, it was made of smuggled babies from russia.