(I was kidding!)

Crabs are delicious! They can scream for terror all they want...cause my screams of joy will drown them out!! haha

I swear i'm not a serial killer! lol :D

In a pot of boiling beer no one is sober enough to scream.

On one hand, shellfish is yummy, and I am sad that my allergy to shellfish does not allow me to enjoy lobster and crab.

On the other hand, perhaps I should take joy in the fact that I do not need to hear them scream while cooking. That's what the neighbor's cats are for. MUAHAHA.

AGDee and I were both kidding, just like it isn't FUN to cook live lobsters and crabs.

It is necessary to cook them live and delicious in the end. Not fun.

LOL. What has this thread become? *throwing another lobster in the pot of beer and Old Bay loving*

Awesomeness?

Wait. She cooks cats??!!??

lol! you are really killing me this morning.
yup, i'm allergic and also a softie. i couldn't watch. even if they were just live kettles and not screaming. :p

i like this thread now :)

I couldn't buy a live lobster, let alone cook one. I'll stick to having it in a restaurant. Let them do it. King Crab legs though.. I would do those!

If God didn't want us to eat animals he shouldn't have made them so tasty!

ESPECIALLY SWINE!!!!

DAMN bacon is good!

I saw a lonely lobster in the tank at the grocery store this morning. I thought of this thread.

It is animal abuse to not buy live lobster and live crabs to cook. They don't want to chill in those tanks and barrels. I promise.

I had a post-workout Jamaican food run last night. I'm more of a seafood person but that oxtail and rice and beans was damn good. :) Thanks God!!!!

Our local food Co-Op has a sign about NY resolutions, eating more organic bacon and bacon flavored chocolate. My friend is making bacon infused vodka, I'm thinking Bloody Marys or pasta sauce, YUM!

PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals