Guys . . . doesn't it seem clear she's taking the GUY'S v-card? It's obviously a power issue from the start, so this makes perfect sense. This is not rocket science, it's teen blowjob angst.

Also, any further analysis detracts from the simple beauty of Facebook converting <3 to hearts in "I <3 Facebook like you <3 cock" . . . brilliance.

It does indeed.

I know, right?? :eek:
I didn't even think of that....good sleuthing.

This is soooo sad on so many levels. My little sisterhood has taught me to be annoying, sickeningly sweet, a little manipulative, and a great confidante. I've used that experience a lot in my adult life. But this kind of sibling rivalry is so out of my league, it's not even funny. I would NEVER have gone this way (and my sister would never have given me ammo like this).

I think OTW's FB Page is now going to be full of hearts like TE's GC page was full of smilies.

Wow. Bro is way outta line here.

I can't help but be reminded of last year's MySpace hoax that led to a Megan Meier's suicide. As awful as it'll be for all parties involved, I hope her parents find out about this.

I think it's more similar to the sexting suicides.

Her social and school life is really really really going to suck

I think it already does based on her little list.

Wow... I never knew that for real. Thanks, OTW!

Actually, I get the feeling this will make the list much more efficient to accomplish - dude's definitely going to cut his hair, for example.

Life/lemons/ade and all that. Now that she's been "outed" I'd guess she'll be on every party invite list forever.

It does kind of, really.

^^^ For real? Do tell! This is the first I'm hearing of this, too. Seriously.

Well, not like I can apply the info to myself. It'll be two years of marriage next month; no probation for me.

Well, there's always anal. A few times of doing that will cause more curiosity. Chicks act like losing their virginity is a bad thing.

"I didn't lose my virginity till I knew what I was doing." - Madonna

Hahahahaha.

Awesome pun.

Well, that about sums it up. Thank you both.

Oddly, my husband was shocked when he looked at my shoulder and saw the first quote in the response I was typing. Once he recovered, he also mentioned how the first scenario applies to Muslim Arabics in European & Arabic countries because it would bring shame to the woman's family if she married and was proven to not be a virgin in the "traditional"(?) sense. His source are the Muslim Arabic boys he attended school with in France.

I never would've thought this thread could take an educational turn.

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Thanks, GC!