I am thirty-five,
married with three kids, but I
want to be a Greek.

I don't have a rec,
tanked my senior year, but I
want to be a Greek.

I hate tiers and snobs,
but loser groups are lame, and
WAIT! Have I been cut?????

What does this word mean?
Will you translate this for me?
Not that kind of Greek.

Sausage not like rush.
Sausages not encased in
Lilly Pulitzer.

I have a record
Which sorority doesn't
Do a background check?

Wtf? I don't get it.

Okay:

1) Originally created and posted by Zillini:

Not Greek, but I know all
Out of State? You have no chance
Rush is like sausage

(Someone had posted elsewhere that rush is like sausage, meaning that one doesn't really want to know what goes into it.)

2) The "Lilly Pulitzer" reference is to a highly recognizable style / brand of dresses, etc., that's popular at some SEC schools and at "truly preppy" schools elsewhere. In general, the patterns are wildly colorful, and the prices tend to be toward the upper end of "moderate" ($250 or a little more or a little less for a sundress type of thing, I think.)

3). So the idea -- if there was one, which I'm beginning to doubt -- was to say that sausage casings (skins, whatever) aren't in Lilly Pulitzer patterns, therefore rush isn't like sausage.

I really loved your haiku until the explanation. Some things just speak for themselves. :)

Top tier group cut me
They are a bunch of mean snobs
Do they C O B?

Sockpuppet Courage
I still want you to like me
Despite the call out

LOLOL
LOLOLOL
LOLOL

Oh, you want the truth?
No, you can't handle the truth!
In before the lock!

I read that and thought of Lamba Upsilon Lamba. Guess I have been to too many probates.

He misread the post.
Lambda Upsilon Lambda
Is what he thought of.

:D

Alum of weak chapter
But I come on Greekchat
To pretend I'm an expert

Give advice to PNM and members
Putting down others
All while wearing my letters

Should get back to work
So my employer doesn't learn
I wasted all day posting on a forum that no longer has relevance to me!