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Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms. Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?! Dorothy: CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS! Cashier: Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison? Martha: She suffered so. It was a blessing in disguise. Sophia: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked. Blanche: Don't worry Sophia. There are other fish in the sea. Sophia: Yeah but all the ones my age are floating on the top! |
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Poor Dorothy once again defends herself from accusations of ugliness ...
Blanche: Dorothy, please, this is lunacy! Since when do you care how you look? Dorothy: I think it started when I came down from the bell tower and had my hump fixed! Blanche: Dorothy, this is a stunningly beautiful dress. People expect to see me in something stunningly beautiful! Dorothy: And what do they expect to see me in, Blanche, a yarmulke and a Hefty bag? |
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Blanche, after giving Sophia a makeover for a hot date:
I took an 85-year-old woman and turned her into a 65-year-old drag queen! |
Rose: Do we have the ingredients for guhflugenblugen?
Dorothy: Come on, Rose. Get with it! Do what the rest of us do: buy FROZEN guhflugenblugen! When Sophia and Blanche are playing chess: Sophia: Anyway, I can get out of this. It's not over until the fat lady sings! Rose: I'm siiiiiiiingin in the rain! And I'm not sure which episode this is from, but Dorothy and Sophia are sitting in the kitchen. Dorothy: ..and you and I can argue til the cows come home! *Blanche and Rose walk in* Rose: We're home! Love this show! |
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I like the one where Sophia's brother, Angelo coems over dressed as a priest (he hasnt told the story of why he's not really a priest yet) and Blanche & Rose come in dressed up in nuns costumes.
Angelo is staring at Blanche holding her clothes with her bra on top and she says, " Oh we're collecting lingerie for sexy needy people." |
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This is one of my favorite clips of The Golden Girls:
Blanche Delirium from lack of sleep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54y-Mjxz9vw |
I LOVE this thread!
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^^ Me too.:)
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When the girls flew to LA to be on the game show "Grab That Dough"
Game show host: For one hundred dollars, complete this famous phrase...better late than... Blanche: PREGNANT! Sophia in an attempt to console Blanche being depressed over her birthday: Sophia:"No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words...You're old, you sag get over it! Blanche: Sophia! Sophia: "So what if you knew Jesus personally. Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil!" Blanche: My mistake. I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise. |
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^^^ That reminds me of this scene.
I love the whole thing, but I lose it when Dorothy talks about visiting her mother at "...THE HOOOME" lol |
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