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Can't forget the hot sauce.:D |
I guess I fall in the collard greens, fat back and salt pork stereotype too.:D
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I got asked if I am Italian because I talk with my hands a lot. The guy was serious.
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Others I get a lot: I have thick, dark, curly hair therefore I must Italian, Hispanic, or Jewish! (I don't understand how they figure out these combinations but I am none of the above! I am actually of Swedish descent) I get told that I can't really be Swedish because I don't have blue eyes or blond hair! (Really? Have you ever met a Swedish person?) |
I had a group of women once compliment me on my excellent English, enunciation and grammar. They kept complimenting my mom and the Mexican school system for making sure we learn excellent English.
I did so enjoy telling them that I was born & raised in the US, went to public schools for most of my life and that the reason I spoke so eloquently is because my mother raised me to speak that way. :) They shut up after that. |
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--I get the whole "you must really be white" cause I don't speak with an accent or broken English.
--That I have 50 million kids, and have a gang member boyfriend --My family are all gang members or have connections with drugs --That i'm illegal (not in the slightest) --That my family are illegals (not true either) --"Oh you're Mexican? But you're really white to be Mexican" yeah, cause apparently there can't be light skinned Mexicans :rolleyes: Why do Mexican eat tamales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap |
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Funny how after reading this thread I was driving my baby sisters (who are 10). We got into an accident. We're sitting on the side of the road and the people in the other car start telling me how "This is awful and they have daughters too".
Dude. I don't look a day over 18 IF THAT (I'm 24 and babyfaced to death). I'm wearing a tank top and shorts and converse and my tummy's showing a little (it was teeny bopper day cos the laundry :o). It was made very clear prior to the comments that I was going to grad school (not that grad school students don't have kids, but dang!). Why do they automatically think these are my kids? It's fun to be black! |
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me: Happy Mother's Day! her: Thank you! And happy mother's day to you too! Wait - how old are you? me: Uhh, 18.... her: OH! You better NOT be a mother! I don't know how many people have told me "It's a good thing instead of having babies you're going to grad school" as if to say black women are either pregnant or doing something with their lives ... CERTAINLY not both at the same time, and nobody is not pregnant and also not doing anything worthwhile with their time and energy. |
That I inhaled glue and gold spray paint to get high in middle school
That I dance like carlton and think I'm being clever. That I watch Mad About You and Friends That I spend my vacations coked out of my mind (not true, I'm allergic to cocoa. A god damned reese's cup will send me to the er) |
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