well, today was one of week two of two for the cruex. It burns less now, but it still burns. The itching pretty much stopped though.

I was in the shower this morning and noticed that my boobs looked different. I mean, I'm not always staring at them, but a girl notices these things. I measured when I got out and they've shrunk an inch and a half since 2 weeks ago. Maybe they're finally catching up to the rest of my body...I've lost massive inches everywhere but my chest. I never thought I'd be excited to see my boobs get smaller, but I was starting to look a bit like a blow-up doll.

^^^ I thought you meant different like one was round and one was square or something LOL

Clearly, it's past my bedtime...

I have a really itchy sort of growth inside my belly button. I've been watching WAY too much Grey's because I actually wondered if it was a weird skin cancer that has already spread to my brain and is attacking my other organs one-by-one...now I'm scared to go have it looked at. :(

you need to have it looked at, soon.

Okay, what is up with the apparent inability of males to properly wipe? As the mother of 2 boys and 2 girls I can say - skid marks seem to be a male thing. How does having a penis impede wiping your butt??

Thank you for making me laugh before I have go go to work, lol :D

Valid Question. pls answer men... Inquiring female minds wanna kn:confused:w

I can't speak for everyone, but all that hair doesn't help.

My 6 and 7 year old boys are hair-free - I'm just sayin . . . :rolleyes:

My son did much better once I started buying the moistened wipes for such occasions. But, he ALWAYS clogs the toilet. ALWAYS. I need a heavy duty clog free toilet. Oh, and he doesn't clog it totally so you can plunge it easily. He clogs it 95% so the water trickles down very slowly and loudly and the plunger can't get the suction it needs to really work. What a PITA.

When I was younger I could go a week without showering and no funk. I could wear the same socks for like a week or two, again no odor.

Now I have to shower at least once a day, and change socks daily to smell fresh.

Growing up sucks.

Oh you know for some reason I thought they were older, but I was talking to a soror about this today and I think, for boys that age, it's normal... Esp since they seem to potty train later. But at what age do they get it? I mean come on if you know you have the problem (with the hair and all) yes, please buy wet wipes or take the time to be thorough, no rush in there. LOL

This thread need a bump.


Last night, I had a dream that I lost my virginity to Bernie Mac. :eek: It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?

No offense this should be in the if you laugh you lose thread because Idied! Berine Mac though? Well, look at it this way...at least you enjoyed it. It could have been worse, you could've gotten pregnant. Lol. Im so laughing at your misfortunate dream!