Yeah? What are you going to do about it? I'm all the way across the country now. :p I'll come whomp you with a crab mallet.

Irreplaceable- Beyonce
Go ahead and get gone
and call up that chick and see if she's home
Oops I bet you thought that I didn't know
What did you think I was putting you out for?

Cause you was untrue
rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby drop them keys
hurry up before your taxi leaves

One Way or Another- Blondie
One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna
meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha
I'm gonna meetcha,
I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around

It's kind of interesting how many crazy-but-otherwise-"normal" breakup songs are getting tossed into the "stalker" category.

I never thought the Beyonce song was stalkerish until my mother heard it and commented.

"Dangerously In Love was stalkerish enough for me." A girl I went to college with did the MOST FREAKING AWESOME imitation of it, with one eye cocked extra hard and everything. :p

I am in love with you
You set me free
I can't do this thing
Called life without you here with me
Cause I'm Dangerously In Love with you
I'll never leave
Just keep lovin' me
The way I love you loving me.

And I know you love me
Love me for who I am
Cause years before I became who I am
Baby you were my man
I know it ain't easy
Easy loving me
I appreciate the love and dedication
From you to me
Later on in my destiny
I see myself having your child
I see myself being your wife
And I see my whole future in your eyes
Thought of all my love for you
sometimes make me wanna cry
Realize all my blessings
I'm grateful

"You Don't Know My Name" ~ Alicia Keys

When she calls the guy in the video, that was just....just WRONG.

Uh, I feel kinda silly doin' this,
But um, this is the waitress from the coffee house on 39th and Lennox
You know, the one with the braids?
Yeah, well I see you on Wednesdays all the time
You come in every Wednesday on your lunch break, I think
And you always order the special, with the hot chocolate
And my manager be tripping and stuff
Talking bout we gotta use water
But I always use some milk and cream for you
Cause I think you're kinda sweet.
Anyway you always got on some fly blue suit
'n your cufflinks are shining all bright...:eek:

I totally forgot about "You Don't Know My Name" by ALicia Keys.. that's just creepy..at first when you hear the song you're all like "aww, he doesn't even notice her how cute" then she calls him and it's like "ok, she's kind of obsessed" lol

sweet stalkin old school
 

I'm surprised no one mentioned "Faint" By Linkin Park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sesOnXMcaBk

I found a list...

1. Escape - Enrique Iglesias
2. One Way Or Another - Blondie
3. Every Breath You Take - Police
4. Invisible - Clay Aiken
5. Infatuation - Rod Stewart
6. Spooky - Classics IV
7. Can't Stand Losing You - Police
8. 96 Tears - ? and the Mysterians
9. I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick
10. Can't Get Used To Losing You - Andy Williams
11. Are You Lonesome Tonight? - Elvis Presley
12. Run For Your Life - the Beatles
13. I Drove All Night - Cyndi Lauper /Celine Dion
14. Spiderwebs - No Doubt
15. 500 Miles (I would walk) - the Proclaimers
16. Girl Watcher - O Kaysions
17. Don't Stand So Close to Me - Police
18. The Rain - Oran "Juice" Jones
19. I Will Follow - U2
20. Follow Her Around - Jimmy Rankin
21. My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
22. Love Potion # 9 - Searchers
23. As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys
24. You Belong To Me - Carly Simon
25. Puppy Love - Paul Anka
26. If You Are Not The One - Daniel Bedingfield
27. I Will Follow Him - Little Peggy March
28. The Old Apartment - Barenaked Ladies
29. I Want You Back - N*Sync
30. Witch Doctor - David Seville
31. Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
32. I Put A Spell on You - Screaming Jay Hawkins
33. I Won't Last a Day Without You - Carpenters
34. Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
35. American Woman - Guess Who/Lenny Kravitz
36. In The Shadows - the Stranglers
37. Creepin Up On You - Darren Hayes
38. Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
39. Happy Together - the Turtles
40. Come To My Window - Melissa Etheridge
41. I'm Gonna Make You Love Me - Diana Ross
42. Pushin Too Hard - the Seeds
43. Angie Baby - Helen Reddy
44. Hungry Like The Wolf - Duran Duran
45. Crash - Dave Matthews Band
46. Obsession - Animotion
47. Possession - Sarah McLachlan
48. Brand New Key - Melanie
49. Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue
50. Father Figure - George Michael
51. You Can't Change That - Ray Parker, Jr
52. Watching You - Melissa Etheridge
53. Say You Love Me - Fleetwood Mac
54. Obsession (No Es Amor) - Frankie J & Baby Bash
55. Hello - Lionel Ritchie
56. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morrisette
57. Follow You Home - Nickleback
58. Two Steps Behind - Def Leppard
59. Stalker - Goldfinger
60 I'll Be There - Jackson 5
61. Until You Come Back to Me - Aretha Franklin
62. Shame - Stabbing Westward
63. I'm Gonna Love You Forever - Jessica Simpson
64. Breaking Up is Hard to Do - Neil Sedaka
65. Do I Creep You Out - Weird Al Yankovic
66. I Will Possess Your Heart - Death Cab For Cutie
67. Right Here Waiting For You - Richard Marx
68. Always Know Where You Are - BBMak
69. In My Mind - Heather Headley

No "Night and Day"??:( Still my favorite . . .

This was my camp song. :p We sang it with the kids every morning and let them dance. I never thought it'd be on this list.

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE. It was sooo sweet until he said, "I want you to be the one I die with" or something. At that point, I was a little :confused:.

When I was a freshman in college, I broke up with a guy who put parts of that song in his AIM profile.

It creeped me out beyond belief, and I definitely made sure I was never alone for the first few weeks after that.

Airborne Toxic Event "Does This Mean You're Moving On?

And the funny thing is it has no end, I try to call you up at
2 a.m. in a crowded bar. Your ringer tones crowd my mind.
I can see you through the phone lying wide awake at home.
So I think I'll see my coquette and hope you don't catch the
bourbon on my breath.

I catch a cab outside on 7th Street and the cars fly by through
the Bowery. I come to your door and I hear a moan, then
another voice. "oh Christ, she's not alone."

And my heart sinks like a stone.


LoveHateHero "These Fists Are Grenades"

Can't stop the bleeding of this severed heart,
a most unlucky heir.
I'm visioning killing him, stop me.
A gazing down upon his lifeless stare.
My mind is playing tricks on me
it's make believe,
a daydream.

So much anger inside of me,
when these fists are grenades
and the pin has been played,
I'm taking you with me.
So much pain built up inside of me,
so i'll set it on self destruct
and i'm taking your pathetic heart with me.

How, how long, and when?
Were you going to tell me, about your friend?
Is he my replacement?
Can we pretend nothing has happened?
Nothing has changed,
I'm void aren't I?