I HAVE ASKED YOU 3 TIMES NOW TO FOLLOW UP WITH THE TEAM DIRECTLY INSTEAD OF ASKING ME. I don't have the answers, they do. This is why we had a kick off call with them and introduced you to them so you would feel comfortable reaching out to them. What are you not getting????????

Did you really just say that to me??? As my supervisor......you said that to one of your teachers; one of your best teachers. And, you wonder why there has been a mass exodus from here.

It's not the instructor's fault you can't pass the class, maybe it's just you.

Your children have (individually) graduated from high school and college in May. Now your daughter is getting married this weekend. These are wonderful blessings. Quit your bitching and acting like attending each event is a personal inconvenience of spectacular proportions. Act like a decent person. You don't get do overs in life. Do you really want your children's memories of their big life events to be that their dad didn't want to be there?

Do you know your daughter came to school dressed like a hooker today?

Scratch that, a hooker wouldn't even try to wear those shorts.

At the end of the school year we always see many more body parts than we would even want to imagine exist on a student. <blink blink>

Sir, I suggest you purchase a bar of soap instead of those new eyeglasses (even though my commission on those glasses would be great)

"The last 5 people you hired to do this job have failed. It might be time for you to trust my judgement and let me lead the team you hired me to manage."

Glad I got that out lol

No matter how many times I read this it still doesn't make sense....

Let me get this straight........
I was lied to all week about how well the bedbug situation has been cleared up and how we're all bug-free so that I wouldn't quit.... then I come in for my shift, find out the truth, and on top of that and my (normally pleasant and social) co-worker isn't even speaking to me?
Here's a big middle finger to my current place of employment (which won't be for long).

Anyone want a couple midnight shifts babysitting psychotic people?

I've officially been here over 8 years. And you still treat me like a newb. Also, two weeks is not "plenty of vacation", and you're a nosey control freak. If I wasn't paid as well as I am, I would have been out of here a looooooong time ago, but I can't bring myself to give up this kind of income (for now).

Counting the days until I turn in my resignation letter......

Damn! Do you need a Pepcid or something? I have heard you belch no fewer than 10 times today. Saying excuse me is fine and all, but that's just nasty.

When I come into your office, see you are in the middle of something and politely say "I have a question for you, whenever you have a moment", do NOT answer with "Go ahead" if you're going to get all frazzled, stop what you're doing and ask me to the repeat the question because I interrupted you. I said, "when you have a moment". If you are in the middle of something, you could have very easily answered, "let me finish this thought" or "come back in 15". Don't try to multitask if you can't handle it then get frustrated at me even though I was trying to be considerate.

Actually, the person in question that did this wasn't too frustrated...but I have had that happen with others before. Still, it defeats the purpose!! I asked you have a moment--if you don't that's totally fine! Just don't make me repeat myself just because you thought you could do two things at once.

I quit!