Sean Penn hasn't lightened up since Ridgemont High.

Not THAT damn crazy!

There's always BOB and Palmela Handerson...

*sits in corner*

Sharon Osbourne to give breast implants to Ozzy
 

NEW YORK – Sharon Osbourne says she's having her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to her husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, as a paperweight.

The 57-year-old reality TV star says the implants will be better on Ozzy's desk "than on my chest 'cause they're awful."

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Well now...

Gross! No one would use a breast implant as a paperweight...especially a used one. Not even Ozzy!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36722426...tious_diseases

For those who thought The Happening was just a movie. So it begins.

Unpaid Bend dog-waste removal firm pays back - in poop
 

Some days I feel like this, except I don't run a dog poop removal business. The woman's business is called "The Bomb Squad" removal of K-9 Land Mines, lulz.

http://www.ktvz.com/global/story.asp?s=12394054

A dispute between a Bend dog owner and a dog waste removal service got more than a little messy this week, when The Bomb Squad went from collecting - to depositing.

Melinda Hofmann, owner of The Bomb Squad dog waste pick-up service, tried to collect a $150 payment from Deborah Dillow on Monday night.

When Dillow didn't answer the door, Hofmann went to her truck to write another notice - but she quickly changed her mind.

"I started to go back and write another note, but I just decided to give her poop back," Hofmann said Wednesday.

So then, from the back end of her truck, Hofmann started slinging feces - 30 gallons of it, according to police - onto Dillow's front yard.

Hofmann admitted she wasn't exactly thinking rationally at the time, but that didn't stop her.

"Actually, once I started doing it, I kind of lost all rational thought together and I just got into this mode of emptying bags," she said. "And as I was flinging the poo all over her yard - it felt really good, and I just kept doing it."

Hofmann has been making a living picking up other people's dog poop for about 10 years.

She said she has a loyal stable of clients, most of whom are good about paying their bills on time.

Once in a while, though, she runs into folks who are late with payments, or don't pay at all - but rarely, she said.

Monday night, Hofmann didn't stop tossing the poo until police arrived at the gross scene.

"Very messy," police Sgt. Dan Ritchie said. "I would imagine it probably took the homeowners' quite some time to clean that mess up."

Actually, it took hours - with the help of neighbors.

Deb Dillow politely declined to be interviewed on camera Wednesday. But through tears, she said she was "extremely embarrassed" by the incident, and had vowed repeatedly to pay Hofmann.

Dillow said she is battling cancer right now, and recently had to spend $700 on medication.

Ritchie said he understands the frustration business owners have with delinquent clients.

"There is an appropriate way to deal with it, and this certainly is not it," he added.

Hofmann was taken away in handcuffs and charged with criminal trespassing, criminal mischief and offensive littering.

As for Hofmann - she said she was just down to her last straw.

"To take the right steps would be to hire a collection person or to take her to small claims court," she said. "But do I have regrets for dumping poop back in her yard cause she's a slacker client? Nope."

Virginia Attorney General at it again: http://hamptonroads.com/2010/04/cucc...est-state-seal

Hi.

It as bad as I think. but hamburger helper can used as paperweight. and @ bolded, they make kleenex for that.

your welcome!!

I had to steal the spammer's post for my siggy :o

Oh, Dallas. You never cease to amaze me.

Homeless man jailed in theft of chicken nuggets from Wendy's in Dallas

A 22-year-old homeless man accused of trying to steal six chicken nuggets from a northeast Dallas fast-food restaurant Sunday night faces a robbery charge, police documents say.


Marquis Marsh Marquis Marsh walked into a Wendy's restaurant in the 6000 block of Greenville Avenue near East Lovers Lane about 9:30 p.m., jumped over the counter, grabbed the nuggets and jumped back over the counter, knocking over the cash register, the documents said.

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Now, I don't condone theft, but really? They chased dude down for 6 nuggets?

That he stole them from Wendy's is a crime by itself. LOL

Wendy's nuggets went hard when I was 22 lol

If I was gonna steal some nuggets now, though, they'd be Mickey D's Chicken Selects

Wendy's nuggets cut over a Wendy's side Caesar salad is STILL good.

Wendy's fries dipped in a frosty is STILL good.

I haven't had either in a couple of years.

Wendy's is a no for me.

Heck, now K_S got me wanting some Mickie Dees...damn him...


LLLUUUNNNCCH!

If I were in labor while driving and the baby was coming, my first instinct would be to pull over, not put on the cruise control...but that's just me.
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