LMAO! I have a headache from laughing at this thread!!!

It's supposed to be Whitney at an ATL gas station at 4 am. I pray it's a fake.
 

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Whit-whit: Booobbbaaaay! Come get me...looking...really...baad.

Re: It's supposed to be Whitney at an ATL gas station at 4 am. I pray it's a fake.
 

Hey y'all. It's my new holiday look after Bobby whooped my azz. :D (doing the worm) Hey, hey, go me, hey. Y'all know I was lyin' when I said crack is wack. :p

Re: It's supposed to be Whitney at an ATL gas station at 4 am. I pray it's a fake.
 

Is you for real??? You want me to be the posta chile for hiring the right help to run my lil errands? I ain't neva heard uh that, but if you can get me some ecskra rocks, aiight then, folk! Just lemme scraighten out mah wig. I'm glad I went to Buckhead insteah uh Bankhead tonight! Yeahhhhhhhh!!!

Vivvy...look closely at her hairline
 

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HAIR.TOO.TIGHT...... CAN'T.HOLD.SMILE.MUCH.LONGER......

see, what had happened was I had to roll out quick! Sure I could have waited a few extra minutes for this woman behind me to put on some decent clothes and comb her head, but hey, when you gotta move, you gotta move.

I said I ain't have Denzel baby, now y'all betsta get out my face fo' I wup dat azz!"

I'm Diddy, nucca!!!!!!!!! So somebody betta come over here and tie my shoes so I can roll on outta here!!!!!!!!!!

ETA: This is my 2100th post. :D

See, what had happened was I took my ring off 'cuz my finga was itchin', and I lost it. Now LaTanya wanna divorce me. So what I cheated on her. That ain't no reason to leave me. I'm Samuel L. Jackson b!@tch!!!!!!!!!!!