not really super drunk but this still fits.
 

Consumer tip: do not wear Nars lip gloss while rocking a Jennifer Aniston do and dancing to techno. Your hair will stick to your face all night.

Dear Anna Nicole Smith lookalike, I hope you found love this evening, jsut cuase well, you look like Anna Nicole Smith. John Micasomething lookalike, I wish the same for you.

Must go gooogle cute boy. :)

Not really drunk either. Just a little B to the U to teh Z....uhh you know the drill.

Fun but short night. : (

texas hold 'em

presidents and assholes

icrcile of death

i love all of you

I went to Sweet Briar for a year. Needless to say, many a trips were made over to W&L. I hung out with the Sigma Chis and Sigma Nus. I guess it helped that I drank beer, not the "liquor" that many of my classmates would only try.

Many a great nights were had in Lexington!

Congratulations on your graduation!!!

I tried to make up for th thtrreee months of not drikning in one night...I think maybe not so much not a good idea. i heart tequila at my silly frnds party.

for hear is to bad movie noight and mai tais. May all have fun a get crunked. liked meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

how am i going to go to work tomorrow?

who cna i drunk dial?

So yeah, it's not even 5 but i'm on my third crown and coke on the rocks....i'm feeling it a little now. It's gonna be a good night! Oh yea, i'm on telephone standby and might have to go into work on a moments notice, lmao................

Being 21 and drinking legally is so much fun...I don't need to hide it, hehe........but when I bought this crown yesterday i didn't get carded...damn you storeclerk!



Edit - in the words of my brother Jimmmmmmy Buffffeetttt!!! - It's 5-O'Clock Somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!...........................

i went out to dinner with my mom and grandparents. and my mom made me have about 5 glasses of beer so my grandmother wouldn't drink it.

not gonna lie, feel tipsy now. and i'm still waiting for a phone call about whats going on tonight.


i soooo don't think papers are getting graded tonight.

It's 3:30 in the afternoon and I'm wasted....I had a med school test over the anatomy of the head and neck, so I deserve it. Nap time, then out later for two free kegs and mixed drinks so I can forget about all I've learned in the past three weeks.

I less than three David McCullough. :)

Boy fights in he parking lot oooh.

So sorry to hear your educated up & coming girlfriend has DUMPED YOU...feel free to call me so I can laugh in your face. (But it;ll ohnly be for 5 minutes. Because you are a really good kisser. :D)

Crusshhh partyyyyyy...


Oh, i will feel bad in the morning
i might write a haiku

no more honors stuff
i will be very lazy
yay for senior year


i enjoy pizza.

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NORCAL BABY!

NL WEST CHAMPS!!!!!!

THREE AND OUT! YEAH!

yeah, so he was ALL over me friday, but now he has a girlfriend who is already meeting his parents.

FCUK that! So I clean my room like a crazy person, to keep my mind off of it, then get rip roaring drunk.. um YAY?

If I"m just sorta tipsy can I post here? I bet I won'[t even have any typos...:(

Had a drink at NYC XO alum happy hour then went to dinner with good friend in chapter who is 25. I'm almost 30 and her stories made me miss my younger days of being single in the city...:cool: But the stupid boy stories don't make me miss those days...:rolleyes: Yay for husbands! :D :p