you can't break a penis. it has no bone inside of it to break. you can sprain it though, but that doesn't explain the gonzo style of his penis. spraining it just hurts a lot, it doesn't deform it.

shelley j
sigma k

You sure do know alot about cocks.

lol lol lol

We have junior Doctor Ruth here.

Heh, she's the cockmaster:p

And you're the girl who sucks crooked dicks :(

thank you thank you! yes i do know a lot about cocks and sex in general. any other questions for the cockmaster?
lol

shelley j
sigma k

First Date? ;)

*ahem* Experiences from smallest to largest?

yes that, and i just love to know and understand human sexuality and function. part anatomy, part physiology, part experience. all in all it works for me. i've learned a great deal while in college. :D

shelley j
sigma k

Ok maybe I am dumb for not knowing this but how on EARTH does one sprain their penis?!?!?!! :confused: :confused: :confused:

I don't know? Maybe you should get it hard and BEND it and see what happens.

Okay, we can try it with yours :D

Yah, well...I guess I can.

But if I'm stuck with a crooked dick, I guess I'll have at least ONE girl who loves that type of thing...ain't that right Princess :p

;)

I will tell you what I have been done awhile and this is hilarious stuff!
Crooked- haha!
I took a poll Friday night with eight girlfriends of mine and we agree between 5-9 inches is perfect any more or any less is either too much or too little.

That story that AGDPrincess told makes me think...
you know when you are fooling around with a guy and you get to that point that you finally discover what is there- how many times have you thought to yourself
"that is so sad" "I didn't expect that much!" or even the best one of all "It felt like more through his pants!"
I hate that feeling of disappointment. It is like opening a Christmas present... except it is the wrong thing.
Boo hiss!