Oh, I wish I could :) Today he educated us on colonics...I work in IT. And it was only 8:45 am.

This persnickety OCD micromanagement bullpoopie is about to make me jump out the Window... Except I'm on the first floor, so all that would accomplish would be getting locked out of the building.

Even your whisper is louder than most people speak normally. I know our management loves this open floor plan, but eventually, someone's going to get bludgeoned with a stapler.

You are an idiot.

Holy crap. You spent two years running off one of the brightest minds I've ever worked with and you replace him with Dumb Donald? Are you kidding me?

You look like a really ugly drag queen and you're a woman. So please the next time you have something to say about my makeup please check yourself. By the way, please learn how to clean brushes. It's not that hard.

Hey bitch, you might want to move further away from me than 10 feet when you're talking about me. You think you're whispering, but you're not.

Also, I'm still right.

It's REALLY not a big deal. You're probably not going to have any interaction w/ your client today, THAT'S why you didn't need to know. I know you dislike our boss (and I do understand that she's tough and not always easy to please) but DAMN, do you have to make everything a big deal?

2 weeks til I'm out of here.

LOL I just saw this. My current company is moving to this in Summer 2014...SOOOO glad I will not be here for that.

The fact that I keep typing while you are talking to me should clue you in that I do not have time for this. Goodbye.

Still this. Always this.

Your final was TUESDAY. I told you last week, I posted in facebook, it was on the school calendar.

Don't pull the whole crying thing TODAY when I inform you of this as you try to turn in your essay. I have already submitted grades and don't feel like your failure to follow instructions should result in more work for me.

So..........I have a 2nd interview with an AWESOME school district next week. All I want to do is walk into my boss's office and hand him my resignation letter. I really can't wait for that day!

^^^ WOOWOO!! BESTEST LUCK!

Belle, would love to be there for that conversation, too, lol.

Why the hell are you asking me?!?!?!?!!?