Why am I only fluent in French when I am drunk?

I had 3 years of it in High School and 4 yeasr of private tutoring before that. Cant read or understand a lick of it. Butr when I am hammered, I am Jacques Chiraq. What gives?

Je no comprendes.

i was soooooo wrong about the bwolin aley!! $8 pitchers of yenlging!!!
woohoo

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I CANTE BELIEVE I DARNK FULL CALORIES BEER:( :mad:

Saw random hookup boy from dec. tongiht. DAMN he was fine (evenwhen I was sober) I know how to get the hot guys even when i'm drunk.

Drink and Drown at the Woodin Nickel (Ace from the "Real world's Bar. yes, I know him!!!) is hella fun.

Guys, if you are trying to get w/ a girl , don't insult her name! I mean lots of ppl think my name is the most kick ass name eva, but if you don't, don't tell me/ cuase that def. ruins all chances of getting the hookup.

zetaphi708 has arrived on the drunk thready thingy.....

boy am i toast....

I love hewywyayt beer ad history or britainan the beastie boys.x

thats wheat beer yo.


hey, at least i am sober enogh to stop from payging s & ha charges when I can get it downtown or in shadsdiel./.

they can all shit twice and die. some asshole in the city paper said it is pathetic to go to a club over 30. If he could get some pooter he wouldn't think so. Geek!!

You guys!!!! I just got back from a party, and the cops was there!!! And they were like "stop that noise" and the guys that owned the house were like "um, ok, but we're just having a good time", and stuff like that. word, it was an awesome party. and i graduate next week.

teeeheeeheheheee. 4 glasses of chianti at dinner = fun for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here I go again on my own!!! Goin' down the only road I've ever known...like a drifter I was bron to walk alone...and I've made up mind...somethign something something...

Been drinking s ince 5pm, Went to this 'beach bash' thihng in downtown Atlanta with my friends. THey had imported sand and fake plam trees. gay. I;m from South Florizzle. We had the real thing. A real beahc bash is a keg in the truck with the real ocean in front of you. At least there was a lot of alch0oal. I dind't drink that much though. hahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhh.

it is my last weekend as a sneior. I am defianately drunk1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will miss W&L and especially Pi Phi. And I am really wasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


omg!!!!!!!!!!

so my mom bought home a quart of sangria from the portuguse resturant in the ironbound (newark).

i drank it all...myself. ooohh boy. water testing is gonna be fun tomorrow

yayyy for free martinis tonite!#!@!!!!!!! the dirty beach si so much fun!!!!! onlywhen theres noone therre and free drinks for ladiesssss!! yaaaaay. nigght night :)

Doooood....a little too much wine and you want to post ..nah...bad idea. ;p

me and my girlfirned is drunk rite niow, we're working, whee!! hse got me a drinking fgme got my birthfay and we're usig it, hahahahhahaha, oh, we're beenb drink dfialing, oh soo fun...hhahah

oh, i have class tonightQQQ!!!! oh god i ;loev this...


i love gcers!!!